World Putin targets foes with 'zombie' gun which attack victims' central nervous system

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Mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies have been given the go-ahead by Russian president Vladimir Putin.

The futuristic weapons – which will attack the central nervous system of their victims – are being developed by the country’s scientists.

They could be used against Russia’s enemies and, perhaps, its own dissidents by the end of the decade.

Sources in Moscow say Mr Putin has described the guns, which use electromagnetic radiation like that found in microwave ovens, as ‘entirely new instruments for achieving political and strategic goals’.

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What a little bit of sensational journalism here. Trying to paint it out as the big bad Russia trying to find another way to oppress its citizens. Whatever, the gun they describe is cool though. Zombie gun!
 
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And so it begins, the Zombie apocalypse "human made" Not cool at all!
 

FireCat

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Why is it not cool?
Just look at this. Isn't it creepy?

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Everyone relax: he's a professional Russian, everything is under control.
 

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That picture has nothing to do with what will actually happen =/
You're just scaring yourself.
 

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It is a bit late for april fools.

Stolemy post man. Word for word.. Uncool.

The only thing worse than russians and a zombie gun is mac users and a zombie gun! Can you imagine them making us PC folk convert to the left wing ways of Apple?
 

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Stolemy post man. Word for word.. Uncool.

The only thing worse than russians and a zombie gun is mac users and a zombie gun! Can you imagine them making us PC folk convert to the left wing ways of Apple?

No, because they wouldn't know how to operate it.
 

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Putin attacks foes with Zombie gun - Headline Total Win here LOL!
 
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