The cruise I was on had like 8 foot glass walls up everywhere. You would have to put some effort into getting over them.
They did notably not have those on the bow thing where we could go though, and so you'd walk up there drunk as all fuck and get knocked over by the wind.
How the fuck does a tapeworm get into bacon? I don't know much about this one, but I know the curing process isn't super effective against parasitic worms - usually there is a freezing process involved for that in the manufacturing process. I wonder if this was homemade or something? Trichinosis...
I just got a subpoena to provide receipts for onions we bought from Thomson International from the 2020 salmonella outbreak. I wonder if I'll get one about this soon.
I'm an atheist but that usually isn't an option on these, so I have to pick none. I doubt that many people would pick it though, there's a weird stigma about atheists that is prevalent in a lot of places still.
I love the Satanic Temple so much. Do they still have that Baphomet statue they drag around and ask if they can put up with the Ten Commandments every time that comes up?
Called it. I bought like 30 gallons of olive oil in May and the owner was really mad about it, tried to make me to send it back, and it's gone up every week since then. I deserve a raise, I'm saving this restaurant so much fucking money. I also bought a fuck ton of sriracha right before the...