This is what everyone must do when the end of the world comes on 21st December 2012. It is very crucial that everyone does this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmJZxdnsb7k
Humpty Dumpty was the name of a cannon in the 17th century. it was put on a wall to defend a town called Forfar. It was the main cannon.
An enemy fired and hit it. It fell to the ground smashing it to pieces. And all the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt put Humpty together again...
If your left leg is Halloween, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
You turn my software into hardware !
Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
If you've lost your...
A Wee scottish guy sitting at a bar, a big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says "thats a karate chop from Korea"
Later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says "thats a judo chop from Japan"
The wee scottish guy goes out and a few minutes later returns, smacks the...
The Average Englishman
The average Englishman, in his home he calls his castle, puts on his national costume - A shabby Raincoat patented by Charles MacIntosh of Glasgow, Scotland.
He drives a car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he...
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