General Cards Against Humanity calls bullshit on Black Friday, sells cow feces

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On Friday, the darkly comedic card game Cards Against Humanity posted an update to its social media and e-mail list followers, which fans assumed might tie into the company's usual holiday-related online promotions. Instead of unveiling a limited-edition holiday-themed set of cards, however, the game maker shut down its online store—with one very, very odd exception.

"To help you experience the ultimate savings on Cards Against Humanity this Black Friday, we’ve removed the game from our store, making it impossible to purchase," the card maker's update read. After that, the company linked to its online store, where, for one day only, it's selling one thing:bullshit. Literally.

Though the page link only showed a typical Cards Against Humanity-styled box, complete with Helvetica Bold font and a cartoon version of a poo drawn on the side, the purchase page assured shoppers that the box contained "literal feces, from an actual bull." The site advised shoppers who spend $6 on this curio to "fertilize your garden, adorn a festive tree, or surprise a loved one with the gift of poop." The company spent most of Friday morning assuring its Twitter followers, again and again, that yes, this box will contain nothing more than poop. (Company co-founder Max Temkin offered the following to one fan: "If you buy the poop expecting it to be something else that’s not poop, you’re actually buying a valuable life lesson for $6.")

Unlike other card packs for the game, this product does not appear to be an Amazon exclusive, and we trust that the store means it when they say it will only be sold for one day. (Update: The poop sold out within half an hour of this report going live.) It's as irreverent a Black Friday protest as we've seen, though we think protestors at big-box chains like Wal-Mart might have been more effective if they had a few boxes of Cards Against Humanity's bullshit in tow. The company's update reminded fans that they can still buy into its other 2014 holiday promotion, "12 Days of Kwanzaa or Whatever," until Monday, December 1.

 
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Can somebody tell me what their point is? What exactly are they protesting against with this?
 

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Can somebody tell me what their point is? What exactly are they protesting against with this?
The Black Friday phenomenon and the silliness the whole situation is all about. Even I don't know what the craze is all about on Black Friday, as the sales are still the same before and after that day.
 

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I know what Black Friday is, but why are they protesting against it? What happened/is their problem?
 

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They buy huge amounts of bullshit as a form of sarcasm? That CEO must be a funny business man.

Just try to imagine: one day they had a business meeting; everybody in expensive suits; a secretary writing down every word; there is probably slides and shit; somebody stands up and says: "I think we should buy huge amounts of fecal matter and sell it to our customers.", and everybody else in that room thought: "Damn! That sounds like a great idea!"

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Whatever idea they came up with, if it's getting them money, they greenlight the idea.
 

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I dont think you understand how "getting money" works. It usuall does not involve bullshit unless you are selling bio fuel.
 

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