News India to launch cow urine as soft drink

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Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

 
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Samael88

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I think I can sum up my opinion of this by doing this: :eek: :nuts: :confused: :banghead:
 

LurkerAspect

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Ooh, yummy. What next, chicken poop chips?

And BTW, aren't cows sacred in India? Why would they want to drink the piss of a sacred... oh right. Never mind
 

FireCat

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what?! But really that goes too far and will be "tasty" Oh my that is :nuts:
 

Jimpy

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Human urine is 92% water (if I recall correctly), and the other 8% is waste product, and given we eat a ton of harmful foods, and cows eat grass, their urine probably isn't too harmful.

Still rather gross though.
 

Bartuc08

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I've eatin at the flight kitchen... i think i can stomach it...
 

rover2341

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Well, I know enough to not ask whats in the food i eat. But man that scares me a bit. if it becomes my soda drink latter in life, please don't tell me what i am drinking.. i most likely wont stop and it will just creep me out.
 
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