US News Man drops cigarette, runs over own head

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An unidentified Colorado man suffered life-threatening injuries Sunday morning when he jumped out of his vehicle to avoid being burnt by a lit cigarette he had dropped down the front of his jacket — and was run over by his own car.

The incident occurred on the 15900 block of East Nassau Drive in Aurora at 6:37 a.m. while the man backed his vehicle out of a driveway.

As the driver jumped out after the cigarette fell, his van kept rolling backwards and he was knocked to the ground. The front driver's side tire rolled over his head.

He was transported to a local hospital and is in critical condition, though police say he will likely survive.

A relative was in the front passenger seat during the crash and he was not hurt. Alcohol is not a suspected factor in the crash, and police do not anticipate filing any charges. They remind drivers of the dangers of distractions and encourage them to limit distractions whenever possible.

 
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FireCat

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OMFG Darwin at work .
Well, maybe this can be his "incentive to quit smoking?"
 

Varine

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Smoking while driving doesn't pose any more of a risk than drinking and driving. Like, drinking not alcohol or something. Such as a drive through.
 

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Too stoned. Like accname said, Natural selection. Cause of Death: Too Stoned to Cope.
 

FireCat

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Well, bizarre accidents occur all over the world, every day.
Btw: " You're innocent until you're proven guilty"
 

Varine

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No you're not. Otherwise they wouldn't throw you in jail until you go to trial.
 

Varine

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No, it doesn't. If you are assumed innocent until PROVEN guilty, then there would be no arrests made until after the trial. Obviously there are issues with that system, I'm not going to say there aren't, but under no circumstances are you assumed innocent. The entire legal system is a sham anyway - it's designed to put you in prison and nothing else.
 

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I agree to some extent.
So, the car going to prison... now what? Well, the car almost killed him.
 

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How did the discussion ended up like this? Car will never go to prison, and it's a pure accident, so there won't be any charges given.
 

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It got here because Cheshire exists.
 
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