Sci/Tech Oculus XXX to transform home into a Virtual Reality Brothel in 2015

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The world of porn is about to change with the introduction of Oculus Rift’s virtual reality technology, where users will no longer just be viewers but active participants.

Available in 2015, Oculus XXX will transform your home to a virtual reality house of ill repute and will provide consumers with the ability to create the anatomical partner of one’s choice, from color of hair to breast size or to any other body part that warrants an adjustment.

Moreover, according to the Daily Beast, you can design the specific sexual act or positions that you desire, perhaps including sex you may be too embarrassed to ask for in real life.

Brian Shuster, founder and CEO of virtual reality network Utherverse, contends that Oculus Rift is better suited to bring in-your-face 3D porn to the consumer than the movie studios. “The studios doing major motion pictures weren’t exactly equipped to capture how the inner labia works,” he maintains.

The magic formula for VR sex is integrating two new technologies, Oculus Rift and Leap Motion. Shuster explains that Leap Motion employs a camera that adds the outside world into the VR world, such as your hands, eliminating the need for a keyboard or mouse.

 
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Not surprised.

Just you wait, some genius is gonna sync up a self-oscillating fleshlight with the Oculus and bam, fantasies fulfilled.

Also, TH, perhaps next time with such a lewd image we could make the image not show up on the main page? I am at work, yet ... :p I'd correct it myself but, again, work. Dare I scroll up & have my ninja boss appear behind me... eek.
 
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