World Putin targets foes with 'zombie' gun which attack victims' central nervous system

Discussion in 'News Archive' started by The Helper, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. The Helper Administrator

    Mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies have been given the go-ahead by Russian president Vladimir Putin.

    The futuristic weapons – which will attack the central nervous system of their victims – are being developed by the country’s scientists.

    They could be used against Russia’s enemies and, perhaps, its own dissidents by the end of the decade.

    Sources in Moscow say Mr Putin has described the guns, which use electromagnetic radiation like that found in microwave ovens, as ‘entirely new instruments for achieving political and strategic goals’.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ims-central-nervous-system.html#ixzz1rAWXz44c

    ------------------------
    What a little bit of sensational journalism here. Trying to paint it out as the big bad Russia trying to find another way to oppress its citizens. Whatever, the gun they describe is cool though. Zombie gun!
  2. FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

    And so it begins, the Zombie apocalypse "human made" Not cool at all!
  3. camelCase The Case of the Mysterious Camel.

    Why is it not cool?
  4. FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

    Just look at this. Isn't it creepy?

    [IMG]
  5. Wiseman_2 Missy wants blood!

    This can only end well.
  6. thewrongvine The Evolved Panda Commandant

    Finally... our years of training has readied us for this day...
  7. Ninva Retired

    Just when I was feeling good about life and humanity.
  8. Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

    Everyone relax: he's a professional Russian, everything is under control.
  9. shinami Redirect your complaints to the nearest wall

    Daily Mail. Nuff' said.
  10. camelCase The Case of the Mysterious Camel.

    That picture has nothing to do with what will actually happen =/
    You're just scaring yourself.
  11. FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

    It does exactly what it says in the pict!
    Could It get worse? or wut?
  12. Bloodcount Starcraft II Moderator

    It is a bit late for april fools.
  13. WildTurkey Previously known as giv_me_rep

    Stolemy post man. Word for word.. Uncool.

    The only thing worse than russians and a zombie gun is mac users and a zombie gun! Can you imagine them making us PC folk convert to the left wing ways of Apple?
  14. Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

    No, because they wouldn't know how to operate it.
  15. Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

    Why? Does it have 2 buttons?
  16. Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

    No touch screen.

Share This Page