Sci/Tech Researchers finally discover what a panda looks like when it masturbates

[tom_mai78101]

After years of research and patient waiting, researchers have finally revolutionized their field by capturing images of a panda pleasuring itself. For some reason they want to share this revelation with the world, and so we pass it on to you, do with it what you will.

The porn footage by the World Wildlife Federation features a single panda in the bamboo wilderness of Sichuan. After snacking on some bamboo for lunch, he looks around, finds himself alone, and decides to have a quick wank. Little does he suspect that the voyeurs researchers at WWF are spying on him - for science!

Source. (shanghaist)

 

[The Helper]

Oh myyyyyyy.

 

[Varine]

Now if only those researchers got this panda a panda vagina and some good panda pick up lines, then we could restore their population to regular levels and I could have one as a pet.

 

[Accname]

I cant even think about anything offensive to say here... This is just stupid.