Crime Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

[The Helper]

A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.

Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.
Antonio Vasquez Jr.

"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.

Burglary victims awake to spice rub, sausage whack | HeraldNet.com

FRESNO, Calif. — A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, police said.

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[Cheesy]

:nuts:

 

[Aqua Dragon]

What a waste of a perfectly good food seasoning

 

[BANANAMAN]

when they ment sausage did they mean the "man" one or the "food" one

 

[eellem1]

In my opinion this was not meant to be a burglary. Seems as if the guy had other things in mind, since he was stripping down and rubbing the guys with spices and smacking them with sausages. KINKY!!!

 

[Aqua Dragon]

when they ment sausage did they mean the "man" one or the "food" one

...the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.

You better darn well hope it's the food one or you should be feeling some pity for that man

 

[The Helper]

WTF? For Great Justice!