Sci/Tech Harvard Professor Makes Inhalable Coffee, No Cup Required

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Got a case of the Monday mornings? If you’re like millions of other Americans, a nice, hot cup of joe might be your go-to cure, but what about all of those paper cups that go to waste just so that we can get our fix? Well, one Harvard biomedical engineering professor, David A. Edwards, has developed a product that may make getting caffeine into your system a little more efficient – if not also more creepy. Called Le Whif Coffee, Edwards’ java jolt comes in a biodegradable container about the same size as a tube of lipstick, and is ingested by inhalation instead of drinking – a strong reminder of the narcotic nature of caffeine. We’re a bit critical of Le Whif since it still comes in one-time use throwaway packaging (the best option would be if we could get everyone in the world to use a reusable cups for their coffee) but we think the idea of an alternative method of drinking coffee is interesting, if nothing else.

Le Whif is produced through a process called particle engineering, where coffee particles are decreased in size until they can be airborne. Then, those particles are packaged up in a tiny biodegradable canister that you can carry with you on the go. With about 58 billion hot paper cups used in the U.S. each year, Le Whif could theoretically cut down on waste if people opted for it instead of grabbing a cup at Starbuck’s and tossing it.

 
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"Hey Bob, im going to go snort some coffee!"

Why would you need this, other then stop waste. But really, "particle engineering" sounds a little expensive.
 
"Ah, smell that coffee. Oops, I just sniffed a whole cup, my bad."
 
I mean honestly, who wastes their time thinking up shit like this...

Isn't drinking it good enough!?
 
What colour is it? Maybe officers won't be able to see me sniffing cocaine anymore :p. I'll just say its coffee.
 
Alternate, cheaper method: Go use a washable mug instead of throwaway cups for coffee.

Nice technology, but this is awkward...unless the Le Whif is for the tongue.
 
This is such a dumb idea!.. And Seriously, this Professor are crazy! :nuts:
 
This is such a dumb idea!.. And Seriously, this Professor are crazy! :nuts:
The good side of being crazy is the ability to create new inventions. So, it's not entirely dumb. Props to the professor. :D
 
Y'know i was actually thinking about that...

We should just be able to inhale everything our bodies need.

Food air how epic would that be?
 
Circulate it through a building. Never stop to eat again.
 
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