Gaming Gamer Drops $16,000 on Virtual Sword for Unreleased Game

[FireCat]

Hehe ^ it would cost "much moar than $16k"

in what way did he imply that god has anything to do with it?

There is not a supernatural being giving price tags to all kinds of items on earth. God doesnt care about your money.

 

[camelCase]

Yes, he's saying God doesn't care to place human-money values to items.
He's saying God has nothing to do with it.

Your Natural Language Processing module must be borked; please get it fixed.

 

[FireCat]

Yes, he's saying God doesn't care to place human-money values to items.

So what have fucking god to do with anything?

 

[Fatmankev]

What's Gooooddd got to do, got to do with it?
What's Gooooddd, but a secondhand emooootttiiiioonnn?

Yeah, I'm too sober.

 

[Dan]

I just want to know where FireCat is from. Can someone do an ip trace on him or something. I need to know what country takes claim to FireCat, destroyer of Threads. Maybe then I could start to understand why he is so bad at reading comprehension. All we know is that he is at least 15 years old... assuming he registered his account when he was 10, with the help of his mother.

 

[camelCase]

So what have fucking god to do with anything?

God doesn't care; God has nothing to do with this.
But God has a lot to do with a lot of other "anythings" such as your mom.

 

[Fatmankev]

I need to know what country takes claim to FireCat, destroyer of Threads. Maybe then I could start to understand why he is so bad at reading comprehension.

I've always figured he was American based off his tenuous grasp of this wonderful language.

 

[Accname]

I just want to know where FireCat is from. Can someone do an ip trace on him or something. I need to know what country takes claim to FireCat, destroyer of Threads. Maybe then I could start to understand why he is so bad at reading comprehension. All we know is that he is at least 15 years old... assuming he registered his account when he was 10, with the help of his mother.

I assumed he was american as well. If i remember correctly he mentioned it in several other threads about something happening in the USA.

 

[Dan]

He can't be American born... It's not the misspellings that give it away; it's the grammatical mistakes. You only see people missuse things like articles when they are going from one language to another. For example, when I try to speak Spanish, I mess up my conjugates and the masculine/femininity of nouns. FireCat commonly says things like

"So what havefucking god to do with anything?"

and

Internet are pretty useful

. No native English speaker would make such obvious mistakes over and over and over again. Therefore, he is not native. But hey, that doesn't mean he isn't American; after all we are a country of muts.

 

[FireCat]

'Hi, how are you?' DAN
Did you registered your account when you was 8 Or something... with the help of you mother?
Just kinda Curious. Btw: I can do it over and over again, if you wish LOL

 

[Accname]

[...]Btw: I can do it over and over again, if you wish LOL

Yes, i think we already know that...

By the way, sounds like some cheesy line from a cheap porno flick.

 

[FireCat]

By the way, sounds like some cheesy line from a cheap porno flick.

Holy crap, watching too much porn can affect your mind Accname

 

[Accname]

Holy crap, watching too much porn can affect your mind Accname

Watching too much of anything can affect you, hence why its called "too much".

 

[FireCat]

Watching too much of anything can affect you, hence why its called "too much".

Sure! But not everyone does that. So they all are safe Right?

 

[Accname]

Sure! But not everyone does that. So they all are safe Right?

I have seriously no idea what that sentence is even supposed to say and i just surrender to your rhetorical prowess. Maybe it will safe me some valueable time of my life... Who do i want to trick? As if any of my time had any value at all...

 

[FireCat]

I have seriously no idea what that sentence is even supposed to say and i just surrender to your rhetorical prowess. Maybe it will safe me some valueable time of my life... Who do i want to trick? As if any of my time had any value at all...

You started It, So maybe that's a good Idea. Just don't start swing a cactus.

 

[camelCase]

McPedro disapproves of FC's message.

 

[Varine]

I just want to know where FireCat is from. Can someone do an ip trace on him or something. I need to know what country takes claim to FireCat, destroyer of Threads. Maybe then I could start to understand why he is so bad at reading comprehension. All we know is that he is at least 15 years old... assuming he registered his account when he was 10, with the help of his mother.

On it.

And in our attempts to make a justification of deciding if he's American or not, I have seen Cheshire make, on occasion, pretty coherent, if not somewhat intelligent, posts. Some of them were a few paragraphs. Therefore, I must make the determination that he is American, and also a habitual user of alcohol and Dextromethorphan.

 

[FireCat]

McPedro looks like he approves!

also a habitual user of alcohol and Dextromethorphan.

NO WAY And btw what's Dextromethorphan? hmm

 

[Varine]

It's a cough suppressant. If you drink alcohol with it, it makes you really fucking stupid.