Weird African businessman dies after being raped by his 5 wives

The Helper

Necromancy Power over 9000
Staff member
Reaction score
1,697
A businessman in Nigeria died after being raped by five of six wives. According to theDaily Mail, Uroko Onoja partied at a bar in Ugbugbu, Nigeria until the wee hours of the morning in July.

When he returned home, he decided to have sex with his youngest wife. However, his five other wives became jealous and barged into his master bedroom. The women were armed with knives and sticks and began attacking Onoja. They eventually forced Onoja to have sex with them as well.

He had sex with four of his wives in a row. But once the fifth wife approached to have sex with Onoja, he stopped breathing and eventually died. The five wives who forced Onoja to have sex ran into the woods.

 
Last edited:

DM Cross

You want to see a magic trick?
Reaction score
566
Sooo he died from wounds or from an extreme case of happiness? :rolleyes:
 

Carnerox

The one and only.
Reaction score
84
tumblr_lytumz64BH1qieeeto1_500.png
 

KMilz

You can change this now in User CP.
Reaction score
141
Damn, ain't that some shit. Wonder which one will be the first to dime on the others? Looks like number 5 lucked out on the rape charge.
 

seph ir oth

Mod'n Dat News Jon
Reaction score
262
Title should really say "Man Dies Happy".
 

Varine

And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war
Reaction score
805
Yeah, no one feels as bad about this guy dying as the girl, I noticed. This was straight up violent murder, not even an accident.
 

KMilz

You can change this now in User CP.
Reaction score
141
Yeah, no one feels as bad about this guy dying as the girl, I noticed. This was straight up violent murder, not even an accident.

That was my first thought, too, but that's exactly how it was: I don't feel as bad for this guy as the kid that died. Don't know exactly why except maybe 'cuz she was a kid, but on the other hand, this poor guy had six wives.

SIX WIVES. Now fuck all of that nonsense. One is too many half the time.
 

camelCase

The Case of the Mysterious Camel.
Reaction score
362
We're actually outraged that the girl got laid before most of us even knew what our dicks were for.
 

iPeez

Hot food far all world wide!
Reaction score
166
Now the sixth wife get's his banana trees and the hut. Now THAT is happiness!
 

KMilz

You can change this now in User CP.
Reaction score
141
So his situation was even more depressing.

Which is why getting fucked to death in his case could be a bit of a mixed blessing, especially if he's got some sweet afterlife to enjoy without them.
 
General chit-chat
Help Users
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Actually I was just playing with having some kind of mention of the food forum and recipes on the main page to test and see if it would engage some of those people to post something. It is just weird to get so much traffic and no engagement
  • The Helper The Helper:
    So what it really is me trying to implement some kind of better site navigation not change the whole theme of the site
  • Varine Varine:
    How can you tell the difference between real traffic and indexing or AI generation bots?
  • The Helper The Helper:
    The bots will show up as users online in the forum software but they do not show up in my stats tracking. I am sure there are bots in the stats but the way alot of the bots treat the site do not show up on the stats
  • Varine Varine:
    I want to build a filtration system for my 3d printer, and that shit is so much more complicated than I thought it would be
  • Varine Varine:
    Apparently ABS emits styrene particulates which can be like .2 micrometers, which idk if the VOC detectors I have can even catch that
  • Varine Varine:
    Anyway I need to get some of those sensors and two air pressure sensors installed before an after the filters, which I need to figure out how to calculate the necessary pressure for and I have yet to find anything that tells me how to actually do that, just the cfm ratings
  • Varine Varine:
    And then I have to set up an arduino board to read those sensors, which I also don't know very much about but I have a whole bunch of crash course things for that
  • Varine Varine:
    These sensors are also a lot more than I thought they would be. Like 5 to 10 each, idk why but I assumed they would be like 2 dollars
  • Varine Varine:
    Another issue I'm learning is that a lot of the air quality sensors don't work at very high ambient temperatures. I'm planning on heating this enclosure to like 60C or so, and that's the upper limit of their functionality
  • Varine Varine:
    Although I don't know if I need to actually actively heat it or just let the plate and hotend bring the ambient temp to whatever it will, but even then I need to figure out an exfiltration for hot air. I think I kind of know what to do but it's still fucking confusing
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Maybe you could find some of that information from AC tech - like how they detect freon and such
  • Varine Varine:
    That's mostly what I've been looking at
  • Varine Varine:
    I don't think I'm dealing with quite the same pressures though, at the very least its a significantly smaller system. For the time being I'm just going to put together a quick scrubby box though and hope it works good enough to not make my house toxic
  • Varine Varine:
    I mean I don't use this enough to pose any significant danger I don't think, but I would still rather not be throwing styrene all over the air
  • The Helper The Helper:
    New dessert added to recipes Southern Pecan Praline Cake https://www.thehelper.net/threads/recipe-southern-pecan-praline-cake.193555/
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Another bot invasion 493 members online most of them bots that do not show up on stats
  • Varine Varine:
    I'm looking at a solid 378 guests, but 3 members. Of which two are me and VSNES. The third is unlisted, which makes me think its a ghost.
    +1
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Some members choose invisibility mode
    +1
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I bitch about Xenforo sometimes but it really is full featured you just have to really know what you are doing to get the most out of it.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    It is just not easy to fix styles and customize but it definitely can be done
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I do know this - xenforo dropped the ball by not keeping the vbulletin reputation comments as a feature. The loss of the Reputation comments data when we switched to Xenforo really was the death knell for the site when it came to all the users that left. I know I missed it so much and I got way less interested in the site when that feature was gone and I run the site.
  • Blackveiled Blackveiled:
    People love rep, lol

      The Helper Discord

      Staff online

      Members online

      Affiliates

      Hive Workshop NUON Dome World Editor Tutorials

      Network Sponsors

      Apex Steel Pipe - Buys and sells Steel Pipe.
      Top