Entertainment [NSFW] DR.NIGHTS Exotic Resort: An Island of Babes For Only $3,900?

[The Helper]

At first glance, DR.NIGHTS Exotic Resort sounds too good to be true.

Actually it sounds totally bogus - a tropical paradise with amazing weather, great food, and dozens of gorgeous women paid to spend time with you. But, as it turns out, this is no dreamland and it's got quite a list of well-paying customers.

Located in the Dominican Republic, the company claims to be totally legit because it doesn't have to abide by those strict puritanical American laws disallowing 'island getaway sex tourism'. But if you were never a big fan of those, then strap on your Viking helmet and head over to their NSFW website to make a reservation

Sex Resort | Dr.Nights Vacation In The Dominican Republic

Sex resort vacations in the Caribbean. 5 star, all inclusive, sex vacations with beautiful sexual companions. Luxury sex resorts, private villas ..

www.drnights.com

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If anyone wants to know what I want for Christmas - this is it

 

[Flare]

Damn, how awesome is that

And, some of the best comments I've seen

As long as you don't have to pay for the AID's.

do the 8k include the meds for herps?

 

[duyen]

I'd hit it.

 

[Uberplayer]

LOL I'm sure Pineapple has been there already ..

I gotta save some money for this.

> If anyone wants to know what I want for Christmas - this is it
You get 10€ from me .

 

[duyen]

LOL I'm sure Pineapple has been there already ..

More like been there 3 times.

 

[Pineapple]

ah, Dream Island. <3

 

[Seb!]

That's incredibly cheap..

 

[shawtybaby]

rofl, what desperate loser would pay for that..

 

[esb]

It's actually a good deal. For the same prize, you go to some cheaper place with not even a single girl, crappy weather, nasty beaches, etc.

It's like if they offered you a new house with maid included, for the prize of an old house without the maid.

Why must it be the 'desperate losers'? Why not the 'desperate chicks that work there' or 'hoes'?

 

[UnknowVector]

>It's like if they offered you a new house with maid included, for the prize of an old house without the maid.

Well yeah, if that's what your in to.

 

[esb]

Lol.. didn't mean it that way ...

 

[TheDamien]

rofl, what desperate loser would pay for that..

Why would paying for this make someone a desperate loser? It seems to be fairly good value.

 

[Flare]

Why would paying for this make someone a desperate loser? It seems to be fairly good value.

Well, $3,900 for standard guest accomodation for 4 days-3 nights, meals, massages, sex, VIP reception and a cocktail party is good value? First three could be got for a helluva lot less (probably not as nice and fancy and that, but who knows), not really sure about the VIP reception/cocktail party though

 

[TheDamien]

Well, $3,900 for standard guest accomodation for 4 days-3 nights, meals, massages, sex, VIP reception and a cocktail party is good value? First three could be got for a helluva lot less (probably not as nice and fancy and that, but who knows), not really sure about the VIP reception/cocktail party though

I'm assuming for the purpose of debate that a reasonably high standard is offered for each service, seeing as how it is meant to be a luxury island resort or whatnot.

 

[Flare]

Good point, but you could probably still get a good hotel for alot less (and, hopefully, good food with that) The rest isn't very likely or very high standard after that I suppose

 

[Pineapple]

you gotta remember, you could go to a hotel, or you could go to a tropical island retreat.

Or, you could go to this place which has whimins.

Whimins > No Whimins

 

[Flare]

Whimins > No Whimins

So very true I better start saving

 

[ArmedCitizen]

Giggity.

Quote for relevance.

 

[Prometheus]

Good deal if you have the money to blow.

 

[Seb!]

It's 100-150 tip a night for "services" per girl. Plus 50 per night per service person (maids, cooks, chaffeurs) I read the FAQ's on their website. They're also all tested.