Just read your threads on Raise Dead. THANK YOU SO MUCH. My google-fu failed me for hours while I tried to find out a reason why computer controlled Meat Wagons REFUSE to cast Get Corpse. Just like you said, "I have a hard time believing that nobody besides me has ever wanted to order a computer to raise dead/raise beetles/get corpses," and "what the hell is this?" kept running through my head the entire time.