I found this on another forum I go to. I rofl'd at it:
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Well you would need a bigger picture. I suggest you do this:
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