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  • I am now forced to unleash an old VM I left for myself!

    Why is it that we can never reach the future, or even tomorrow? You cannot say "This is the future." or even "This is the past." There is only present.

    More importantly, why do they call those horror factories amusement parks? You don't come off of a mind scrambling ride and say, "Mmm. That was amusing."

    I dare say that there is no spoon.

    I saw, I see, I forsee.

    Prophecy, prophesy. Those are different words, yay?

    I hate food after it's been through the microwave. So dry, chewy, and disgusting. I once made toast in the microwave. Never again shall I do that... what would happen if I put Pineapple in a microwave?

    The sentence after this one is true. The sentence before this one is a lie. Hur hur hur.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. Aah. Aaaah. Aah. Are those screams, sounds of surprise, or painful moans? The world may never know.

    I am related to the man who wrote Yankee Doodle. All your base are belong to us.
    Feel free to post a random comment here, so i may reply to it and battle you in an epic showdown of your innermost thoughts or arguments!

    ...or so i can just reply.
    It appears i have not posted for some time.
    I really need to keep up to date with these things...

    It could be like vegetables! Except all packed into one, like a SUPERVEGETABLE.

    A POST A DAY KEEPS... hmm bacteria? fungus? trolls? yes thats it!

    *coughs* A POST A DAY KEEPS THE TROLLS AT BAY.


    Perfect.
    I'll never follow it through though, my track record seems to agree.
    S.E.R.R.A.A.V.E.N.G.E.R. stands for:
    I'm making up stupid meanings for consonants and vowels that don't even match with the thing I'm trying to abbrevate.

    ;)

    EDIT:
    PS:
    A.N.T.I.D.I.S.E.S.T.A.B.L.I.S.H.M.E.N.T.A.R.I.A.N.I.S.M stands for:

    Aerial Newts Tried (In Disguise) Idiotising Station Eleven Subsector Twelve And Bringing Love In Siberia Harnessing Mega Energy Neutralizers Triangulating Airborne Rolos In A Nuclear Isolated Stationary Mobile.

    ...The more you know.
    You may have won the battle, but you have not won the war!

    *puts on Napoleon's large hat and walks away*
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  • jonas jonas:
    Is the school system in your country similar to Chinese school system? I could never imagine being a teacher in a Chinese school, what's expected of students and teachers is just so different from what I'd be looking for as a teacher
  • vypur85 vypur85:
    A Levels is based on the UK syllabus offered internationally. So the syllabus is similar throughout different countries, taught in english.
  • vypur85 vypur85:
    I can't speak or write or read much chinese... Too difficult....... Which also makes my life here in china a lil difficult.
  • jonas jonas:
    Oh, I see. I thought Chinese version of A-levels :D
  • jonas jonas:
    I've been using the translate app a lot on my phone. take a photo, translate. take another photo, translate again :D
  • jonas jonas:
    it also has voice translation, my colleagues sometimes use that
  • jonas jonas:
    You came during the 0 covid policy right? How'd you get through quarantine? Did you have some help with the apps and green codes?
  • tom_mai78101 tom_mai78101:
    If you have any Chinese you need help with, let me know.
    +1
  • vypur85 vypur85:
    @jonas Those were the things I did too. Translate app and VPN are always the most important things to have to survive. Lol.
  • vypur85 vypur85:
    Yea I came last year. I was quarantined for about 30 days. Fml. The first day of my quarantine was the eve of Chinese new year last year. Fml again... Lol.
  • vypur85 vypur85:
    @tom_mai78101 IIRC you're from Taiwan right.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I thought China had cracked down on having any foreign teachers?
  • vypur85 vypur85:
    Yeah I've heard of the news before. My school is still actively hiring foreign teachers. Not sure how things work now.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    yeah it is hard to get reliable information about that kind of stuff
  • The Helper The Helper:
    but you are doing it so it is still doable
  • vypur85 vypur85:
    I think it doesn't affect existing foreign teachers. Then again, its still weird that my school is hiring.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Happy Monday people hope everyone has a fantastic week!
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Happy Monday?! That's a contradiction.
  • jonas jonas:
  • jonas jonas:
    please put this in the news section, it's crazy
  • tom_mai78101 tom_mai78101:
    Technically, you can post in the Headline News. Just posted your news there.
  • tom_mai78101 tom_mai78101:
    I'm not aware of you not being able to post news.
  • jonas jonas:
    I think technically I can I just forget how
    +1
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Happy Thursday!

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