How the fuck does a tapeworm get into bacon? I don't know much about this one, but I know the curing process isn't super effective against parasitic worms - usually there is a freezing process involved for that in the manufacturing process. I wonder if this was homemade or something? Trichinosis...
I just got a subpoena to provide receipts for onions we bought from Thomson International from the 2020 salmonella outbreak. I wonder if I'll get one about this soon.
I'm an atheist but that usually isn't an option on these, so I have to pick none. I doubt that many people would pick it though, there's a weird stigma about atheists that is prevalent in a lot of places still.
I love the Satanic Temple so much. Do they still have that Baphomet statue they drag around and ask if they can put up with the Ten Commandments every time that comes up?
Called it. I bought like 30 gallons of olive oil in May and the owner was really mad about it, tried to make me to send it back, and it's gone up every week since then. I deserve a raise, I'm saving this restaurant so much fucking money. I also bought a fuck ton of sriracha right before the...
Varines Pot Pie
TH asked for me to post some recipes, and I made this recently as a special and it was reasonably popular so it's in my head.
I used braised lamb, but you can use whatever protein you want or just extra vegetables if you want to make it vegetarian or vegan. You will need an...
There was a couple like ten years but I think they just said they were waiting for the AI they should worship to get made or something. I don't think they were ever significant religions
I love how absolutely no one is onboard with this rebranding, and just keep reminding everyone that it it's fucking Twitter.
Edit: also I'm imagining a lot of people puked on this flight immediately afterwards... also, sucks to be that guy. Do you think they gave him a seat in the back, or did...