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    Entertainment TN Gov. Lee signs ELVIS Act into law in honky-tonk, protects musicians from AI abuses

    How long do you think they spend coming up with these catchy acronyms?
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    Health Florida man complains of migraines — docs find tapeworm in his brain from eating undercooked bacon

    How the fuck does a tapeworm get into bacon? I don't know much about this one, but I know the curing process isn't super effective against parasitic worms - usually there is a freezing process involved for that in the manufacturing process. I wonder if this was homemade or something? Trichinosis...
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    News Costco, Trader Joe's and Walmart products made with cheese linked to deadly listeria outbreak

    I just got a subpoena to provide receipts for onions we bought from Thomson International from the 2020 salmonella outbreak. I wonder if I'll get one about this soon.
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    Report Religious 'Nones' are now the largest single group in the U.S.

    I'm an atheist but that usually isn't an option on these, so I have to pick none. I doubt that many people would pick it though, there's a weird stigma about atheists that is prevalent in a lot of places still.
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    Health AlphaFold found thousands of possible psychedelics. Will its predictions help drug discovery?

    It sounds like it's going to be used for the government to Schedule 1 a bunch of stuff.
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    Science 1st black hole to be imaged is spewing 'lightsaber' energy jets larger than the Milky Way, and scientists think they know why

    I went to college focusing on doing gravitational research. I really should have stayed on that course, so much cool shit now.
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    US News Saucon Valley School District to pay Satanic Temple $200K in legal fees over After School Satan Club legal issue

    I love the Satanic Temple so much. Do they still have that Baphomet statue they drag around and ask if they can put up with the Ten Commandments every time that comes up?
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    News The price of olive oil soars, and thieves go after century-old trees in the Mediterranean

    Called it. I bought like 30 gallons of olive oil in May and the owner was really mad about it, tried to make me to send it back, and it's gone up every week since then. I deserve a raise, I'm saving this restaurant so much fucking money. I also bought a fuck ton of sriracha right before the...
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    Sci/Tech Hundreds Of Stars Have Vanished Without A Trace. Where Did They Go?

    This happened in Outer Wilds. If you start a groundhog day thing then we're fucked.
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    Recipe RECIPE - Pot Pie by Varine

    Varines Pot Pie TH asked for me to post some recipes, and I made this recently as a special and it was reasonably popular so it's in my head. I used braised lamb, but you can use whatever protein you want or just extra vegetables if you want to make it vegetarian or vegan. You will need an...
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    US News This Texas church will use an AI-generated sermon this week

    There was a couple like ten years but I think they just said they were waiting for the AI they should worship to get made or something. I don't think they were ever significant religions
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    US News This Texas church will use an AI-generated sermon this week

    Who had Skynet on their disaster bingo this year? Anybody?
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    Weird Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to Craft "Makeshift Biohazard Suits"

    I love how absolutely no one is onboard with this rebranding, and just keep reminding everyone that it it's fucking Twitter. Edit: also I'm imagining a lot of people puked on this flight immediately afterwards... also, sucks to be that guy. Do you think they gave him a seat in the back, or did...
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