General Buzz Light Year stuck in my Butt

This embarrassing X-ray reveals a Buzz Lightyear doll — complete with its wings deployed — lodged inside a patient.

The bizarre snap is one of 100 awkward ailments that feature in new book, Stuck Up.

Doctors collected the X-ray-ted pics in an attempt to take the stigma away from such incidents so people are not afraid to seek medical help.

The book — penned by doctors Marty Sindhian, Rich Dreben and Murdoc Knight — also features patients with glasses, scissors and even a cassette tape wedged inside them.

Sweet Zombie Jesus, why on earth would you stick a pair of scissors up there?! Unless internal lacerations are your thing, of course... I mean, I'm not one to judge, but there are toys made for this kind of thing, and toys that are NOT made for it. Being able to tell the difference is obviously far harder for some people

He obviously had buzz set to Spanish mode.

God sake. What do people put in their ass holes today. Can't believe it.

Now whenever he goes to the bathroom it says "Too infinity and beyond!!" (or maybe the Spanish version). But you get the point.

Or are they making this book so people like us can see it can think why... Then get medical help when we're drunk and go "Hey dude, check this out! I saw it in a book once."

Okaay, that... hurts.

What the hell? Seriously. This is beyond sick!