"I repent to the technological god that is monitoring and archiving all of us. I self promoted myself on this message board and plenty of other message boards. On this particular site, I made up a stupid pseudonym, used a message board that doesn't relate to my interests and responded foolishly...
Link: http://forums.southparkstudios.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=46332
The Second Coming of Christ who is also the Antichrist has arrived!
Eric Schmidt (CEO of Google until 4/4/2011)
Me (the Second Coming of Christ & the Antichrist)