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  1. camelCase

    Forget The iPhone, Let's Support This Thing

    Good bye, TH.net. This is the last straw. FireCat's foolishness has gone from entertaining to frustrating. This is the day I leave.
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    Weird African businessman dies after being raped by his 5 wives

    No, I was replying to KMilz's "I don't feel as bad for this guy as the kid that died. Don't know exactly why except maybe 'cuz she was a kid..." This guy first got laid probably at the time we did but the girl.. We're not angry that she's dead. We're angry that she got laid younger than we...
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    General Teen Exorcism Squad: Three Girls Claim Ability To Cast Out Demons

    The first cable show to be rated R for adults-only.
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    World Russia’s ‘carrier-killer’ Moskva enters Mediterranean - UPDATED - SUNK!!!

    So.. When I read "Russia's 'carrier killer' Moskva enters Mediterranean", I interpreted it as, "Russia's dengue-carrying mosquito, known colloquially as the 'Moskva', enters Mediterranean".
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    Weird African businessman dies after being raped by his 5 wives

    We're actually outraged that the girl got laid before most of us even knew what our dicks were for.
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    World Eastern Ontario marijuana growers on high alert for flying Fan-man

    It's a bird! It's a plane! It's fan-man! Because he's the hero Ontario deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a floating guardian. A watchful paraglider. A Drug Knight.
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    World Revealed: The world's happiest nations as political upheaval sees Egypt fall in rankings

    PILLAGE ALL THE HOLES! Doesn't have the same ring as smash =/
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    Crime Bride Aged 8 Dies After Suffering Internal Sexual Injuries During Wedding Night With Man, 40

    The little girl was Yemeni, she would have screamed "نكاح لي" instead.
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    Crime Bride Aged 8 Dies After Suffering Internal Sexual Injuries During Wedding Night With Man, 40

    I was busy documenting code for my FYP =( So.. Anyway.. A game I worked on during my internship made it as a finalist at this year's IndieCade.. (irrelevant tidbit) I'm trying to imagine how this.. Act might have looked like. A sort of re-enactment in my mind. But I can't fathom how an 8 year...
  10. camelCase

    World Monkey rips off baby's testicle at Chinese zoo and Eats it

    Noodle, very good noodle is delicacy. Make with premium delicacy rice flour. Is good noodle. Is good delicacy. Is noodle.
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    Crime Indiana Man Gets 8 Months for Lie Detector Fraud

    Good. Never trusted polygraphs anyway. Read an interesting anecdote where a woman was asked if she had done heroin. She had never taken anything more than what was prescribed by her doctor, let alone recreational drugs, but she was so scared and nervous that her polygraph reading said she was...
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    Sci/Tech Clearing the road for self-driving cars

    You need adult supervision before you use the internet.
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