I like how you assume he has no girlfriend because he has a lot of WoW accounts, For all you know he could be a wealthy engineer or IT person who likes to make fancy rig setups. Stereotyping FTL.
I'm making a little game, and one of the objects of the game is to move over each section of the ground and "take over" that piece of land, But the problem is I don't know how far it is "off set" wise between each chunk of land. I would like to know this because I will be using the keyboard...
Gnolls - Patch of Fur/Leather (Maybe if you can get enough of these patches you can stitch them together to make armor?)
Golems - Eye of reanimation (Name sounds cheesy to me, Maybe you can think of something better) - Special 1 time use item that raises some skeletons around you?
Bandits -...