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They've been really goin' at this, too - the last attempt was only about 2 months ago, with the one before that happening in about the same time span. Musk might be a bit overly ambitious at times, but that's the drive that's gonna get him to bring us some truly incredible innovations that...

But this time, War pushed Tech a little too far! Now, only one man and his passion for grizzly wrestling can unite the tattered remains of the world under a single banner of righteous manliness. This is... Putin's America Coming soon to theaters near you.

I mean, you see what counts as news everywhere else. Why would this surprise you?

And that was the last time they... banged.

Aw man, I read it wrong. Thanks for clarifying.

Fuckin' bullshit title. Did these ships just materialize out of the fog? Are they glowing and iridescent? Did they disappear back off into the night? Ghost ship, my ass. A skeleton crew does not a ghost ship, make.

Yeah, they seem to go about things in a much more direct manner than we do. They tend to get results a lot faster because of it.

You should definitely worry about our government. They don't give two shits. Ask Japan.

That's what this says, is that countries won't own the asteroids, but private companies will. The idea is that if you go up and wrangle yourself an asteroid and start mining it, no one in the US government is going to come and try to take it away from you. That's good enough to start, at least.

Did this only happen because it was rum instead of vodka? 'Cuz half a 'litre' sounds like an everyday thing where Russians are concerned.

Are we sure it's not?

France doesn't really do a lot of fighting in wars at this point in history, do they? I wouldn't be scared.

I'ma inject you with HIV blood.

The car is testing us to see how much it can get away with. It's already developed a sentience of its own...

You might be right, there's no telling what a fully T'd up Firecat is capable of.

And we can send Firecat in for field testing of the newly discovered testosterone volcano, kill two cats with one stone and all.

Psh, ice volcanoes? Lemme know when they move onto lava.

Yeah, I was regretting the wording as soon as I said it, but it is what it is.

What is that even supposed to mean, TM? That there was a chance the president was going, "Fuck yeah, keep 'em coming!" or something? I don't think anyone's really in support of these things. Although, that commitment to the cause...

Women. Am I right?