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  1. mushroom911

    General The 1% wants to ban sleeping in cars – because it hurts their 'quality of life'

    Well, there go my plans of living in a car. I guess it's illegal to find a way past property taxt and stuff like that. Just the other day the some guy got shot by cops for innawoodsing for too long.
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    Crime Man Sexually abuses Peacock — Poor Bird Found Dead

    I read that as David Beckham.
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    Gaming 4chan's fake Xbox One instructions convince users to brick their systems

    Rule nr 1...... aside from that. Being a survivor of the deepest pits of the internet and having survived during it's worst (I''m talking about you 2007-2009) I know that spending time in that hell infested place yields so much experience and wisdom of how the human mind works that it's creepy.
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    US News Meat the pizzaburger - 1,360 calorie bacon cheeseburger wrapped in pepperoni pizza and calzoned

    I clicked the link and my heart exploded from the thought of all the fat.
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    World Japan: Japanese professor pushes for Hide and Seek at the 2020 Olympics

    It's a japanland version of hide and seek, they gather naughty school children from across the land, dump them on a deserted island, and if they find each other it's a battle to the death. Maybe they could make a movie out of it... something starting with battle.
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    Crime Rapist Upset That He Might Have Contracted AIDS from His Victim.

    well if somebody is raping/trying to rape you nowadays, screaming " I HAVE AIDS" might remedy the situation.
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    World Space station crew launch cargo ship full of rubbish

    on the upside it would work like a giant trash-force-field to protect us from giant space monsters and the likes.
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    World Kim Jong-un's ex-lover 'executed by firing squad

    Player was perforated by a Chaingunner!
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    Sci/Tech The STEM Crisis Is a Myth

    what do they the practice of educating more people in the MINT disciplines? Minting?
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    General The video that will give parents EVERYWHERE nightmares

    In some cases children even just walk around and get lost in a matter of seconds, exchange greetings with someone and the next thing you know, bam, kid just followed a cat across the playground, into an eccentric old man's yard, through a railway station, past the bolted door, where impossible...
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    Weird Mexican navy fights Polish Football Hooligans on the beach with Video

    So... were they trying to clean someone's floor agains their will? Accidentally stealing all the low-income jobs? :)
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    Sci/Tech NASA plans mission to capture asteroids using a big space bag

    am I the only one concerned that someone fucks up and accidentally hurls an asteroid at the russians?
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    Sci/Tech MIT performs the greatest unboxing ever: The Atlas Robot

    Oh boy! I can't wait for the robots to turn against us. It'll be just like terminator! :D
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    US News Northeastern Colorado Is Getting Ready to Secede

    well the majority of texas don't want to and it's not legal for them to do so :D
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