100 ways to piss your teacher off

[IMoutOFnames]

ok, heres how u do this

ok you put a number and then you put the way to annoy your teacher


ill start

1. When he/she gets mad at you and calls your name say yes grandma/grandpa

 

[Jimpy]

2. Ask the most blatant/obvious questions right after she says something.

Exmaple:
Teacher: "Glass is made of sands and chemical substances like polyeothane."
You: "So glass is super cooled ice?"

 

[w/e]

3.
in the most important of times, laugh your ass off for no apperent reason. and then give a stupid reason. like

teacher-now in case of a fire drill-
you-AUGHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
teacher-what the hell was that?
you-that bird out there just took a HUUGE dump!!!

 

[SilverHawk]

4. When they want advice on how to transport a large object, suggest that they saw it into pieces then superglue it back together when they arrive.

Not that I've ever done that...

 

[PB_and_J]

4. check this site out ^^

 

[idk_a_name]

5. When your teacher asks a question wave your hand like its a pombtree in a hurricane, and starting making sounds like "ooo oooo i know" and "pick me!!!"

Then when the teacher calls on you say" i forgot" or you can say " nevermind"

 

[w/e]

6. put porn in all the teacher's mailboxes.

 

[mixmax2]

7. address the thing put into the mailboxes to the teachers spouse and include a letter that says, we have some terrible news about your wife/husband , things like this could ruin a marrage, are you gonna stand idly by and let the destruction insue?

 

[IMoutOFnames]

8.when he/she has her back turned and is writing something on the board throw shit at him/her (dont acctually throw shit, throw like an eraser) and when they turn around and ask who it was say IT WAS ME !

 

[zyzfcs]

9.eat in the class, in fornt of your teacher

 

[-fool-]

10. get the phone number to your room and call it about 50 times a day

 

[red_rabit]

11.if you teacher asks you a question like whats the anser to the question just say somethang compleyley difrent

 

[hobo218]

12. Look at your teacher through a binoculars
13. When your teacher asks a question, jump frantically up and down waving your hands in the air and when she calls on you, say, "no, i wasnt raising my hand, i was trying to catch a fly"
14. When your teacher says something about "both ways", then do a Peter Griffin laugh and say, "like a bisexual".

 

[zyzfcs]

12. Look at your teacher through a binoculars
13. When your teacher asks a question, jump frantically up and down waving your hands in the air and when she calls on you, say, "no, i wasnt raising my hand, i was trying to catch a fly"
14. When your teacher says something about "both ways", then do a Peter Griffin laugh and say, "like a bisexual".

13. or you could say something like" may i go 2 the washroom?"

 

[Talus_mage]

14. Pass notes around to other people to chat blatantly, and tell ppl to write, TEACHER IS A MORON! lol

 

[w/e]

15. drop a microscope in science and blame it on a frog that came through the window.

 

[IMoutOFnames]

16. find out your teachers e-mail address
and repeatedly send vulgar e-mails to them

 

[XXXconanXXX]

17. Ask them for their email address and sign them up for gay porn.

 

[mixmax2]

18. bring a chimp into class wearing a tie(the chimp, not u) and tell the teacher that its their replacement...

 

[Bartuc08]

19. run into the classroom screaming the terminators are coming, and when he/she yells at you rip off your pants revealing a very tight thong/speedo, then poop in their trash can