US News 200 cows drop dead on Wisconsin farm

[The Helper]

?Add this to the list of spooky animal deaths this month: 200 cows have up and died of causes unknown in Stockton, Wis.

There's also no explanation yet as to why thousands of blackbirds fell dead out of the sky in Arkansas on New Year's Day, or why millions of fish carcasses fetched up on Maryland's coastline (You'd think 2012 was approaching or something).

The Portage County dairy farmer, whose name hasn't been made public yet, reported the field full of dead cows on Friday. Samples from the animals were sent to a Madison lab for tests.

Wisconsin farmer shocked to discover 200 dead cows; officials think cattle had deadly virus

First it was birds in Arkansas. Then it was fish in Maryland. And now authorities are trying to figure out what killed 200 cows in a pasture in Stockton, Wisc. The owner of the cattle told sheriff&…

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[seph ir oth]

What a cow-tastrophe!

I hope that moo-re don't die!

...Sorry, I don't want to milk these jokes TOO much.

 

[13lade619]

Aliens?

 

[xPass]

Ow, creatures... Unknown creatures had always been a problem

 

[Lobster]

It sounds like we need some... bovine intervention

 

[GooS]

Puns! Sweets puns!

I think it's people trying to get others to believe in 2012, those sneaky bastards!

 

[Vellu]

Who's toying with our animals now, step up you wussy!

 

[Wiseman_2]

No, it's definately aliens.

 

[Sevion]

It's 2012 I tell you D: 2012!

I'll go ninja 2012... At 11:59 PM of December 20, 2012, I will set off a multitude of thermonuclear bombs deep within the Earth's crust to explode you all!

 

[seph ir oth]

It's 2012 I tell you D: 2012!

I'll go ninja 2012... At 11:59 PM of December 20, 2012, I will set off a multitude of thermonuclear bombs deep within the Earth's crust to explode you all!

Not so ninja of you. Why not make it rain shrukiens?

 

[JerseyFoo]

200 cows exactly? If the bible has taught anything, it's that any sign of the end will be an odd number or involve 6.

Why hasn't anyone said how many died, doesn't the owner report this to insurance?

Maybe Edison was right.

 

[FireCat]

Holy crap! Well, this sounds like some kind of deadly poison!

 

[JerseyFoo]

I've been pondering this... I believe the cause is most likely idle voltage in the air, assuming these events are actually occuring.

Mass animal death incidents - http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=U...l=25.165173,22.5&spn=154.641673,319.21875&z=1
Artificial light map - http://www.lightpollution.it/download/mondo_ridotto0p25.gif

 

[Sevion]

@seph ir oth

I reject your reality and substitute my own D: