Crime African businessman dies after being raped by his 5 wives

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A businessman in Nigeria died after being raped by five of six wives. According to theDaily Mail, Uroko Onoja partied at a bar in Ugbugbu, Nigeria until the wee hours of the morning in July.

When he returned home, he decided to have sex with his youngest wife. However, his five other wives became jealous and barged into his master bedroom. The women were armed with knives and sticks and began attacking Onoja. They eventually forced Onoja to have sex with them as well.

He had sex with four of his wives in a row. But once the fifth wife approached to have sex with Onoja, he stopped breathing and eventually died. The five wives who forced Onoja to have sex ran into the woods.

Source: http://rollingout.com/shame-on-you/african-businessman-dies-after-being-raped-by-his-5-wives/
 

DM Cross

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Sooo he died from wounds or from an extreme case of happiness? :rolleyes:
 

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Damn, ain't that some shit. Wonder which one will be the first to dime on the others? Looks like number 5 lucked out on the rape charge.
 

seph ir oth

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Title should really say "Man Dies Happy".
 

Varine

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Yeah, no one feels as bad about this guy dying as the girl, I noticed. This was straight up violent murder, not even an accident.
 

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Yeah, no one feels as bad about this guy dying as the girl, I noticed. This was straight up violent murder, not even an accident.
That was my first thought, too, but that's exactly how it was: I don't feel as bad for this guy as the kid that died. Don't know exactly why except maybe 'cuz she was a kid, but on the other hand, this poor guy had six wives.

SIX WIVES. Now fuck all of that nonsense. One is too many half the time.
 

camelCase

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We're actually outraged that the girl got laid before most of us even knew what our dicks were for.
 

iPeez

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Now the sixth wife get's his banana trees and the hut. Now THAT is happiness!
 

KMilz

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So his situation was even more depressing.
Which is why getting fucked to death in his case could be a bit of a mixed blessing, especially if he's got some sweet afterlife to enjoy without them.
 
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