US News Alaska: Hikers trek up 3000 feet of dangerous snow to draw dick on side of mountain; Helicopter dispatched to hotel resort to cover up lewd drawing

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Here you go ladies and gentlemen. I unofficially present you with the best “story” I’ve covered all season.

The Unofficial Networks’ Instagram/Facebook pages received a flurry of DMs early this morning about a phallic image drawn in the snow.

That wouldn’t normally be much of a story, you’d be surprised how many of our followers send us pictures of dicks drawn in the snow, but this is different, and you’ll see why.

The image below shows a massive depiction of the male reproductive organ drawn in the snow of Tea Cup Bowl at Alyeska Resort, Alaska.

We’ve been told that a group of skiers hiked up to the bowl under the cover of the full moon to stake their claim.

 
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    I have a bunch of community service I have to do, and I have a feeling there will be a lot of snow shoveling involved now
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    don't know why people choose to live in that kind of weather :)
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    Well
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    My job is here
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    I was born here man I didn't choose shit
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    And also, I keep moving away and it doesn't get any better. I moved to San Antonio and shit froze there AND we had blackouts
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    Cold is following your ass around Varine - I just dont think I could handle a snowy winter.
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    Yeah, I also heard about that as well. I think I'm good. I'm just lucky it's the weekend so I have some time to readjust.
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    It was a fucking blizzard today, shoveling was an effort in futility.
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    Well they gave me a snow blower but it was too wet to do much with with other than compact everything. Oh well, the cop cars can get into there now when they arrest people I guess
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