US News Alaska: Hikers trek up 3000 feet of dangerous snow to draw dick on side of mountain; Helicopter dispatched to hotel resort to cover up lewd drawing

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Here you go ladies and gentlemen. I unofficially present you with the best “story” I’ve covered all season.

The Unofficial Networks’ Instagram/Facebook pages received a flurry of DMs early this morning about a phallic image drawn in the snow.

That wouldn’t normally be much of a story, you’d be surprised how many of our followers send us pictures of dicks drawn in the snow, but this is different, and you’ll see why.

The image below shows a massive depiction of the male reproductive organ drawn in the snow of Tea Cup Bowl at Alyeska Resort, Alaska.

We’ve been told that a group of skiers hiked up to the bowl under the cover of the full moon to stake their claim.

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Helicopter Dispatched To Resort To Cover Up Lewd Drawing

Here you go ladies and gentlemen. I unofficially present you with the best "story" I've covered all season. The Unofficial Networks' Instagram/Facebook
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