Health An Eyeful A Day Keeps The Doctor Away - Hoax

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Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in The New England Journal of Medicine: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years.”

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I think that means I will live forever!
 
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Sorry, but I just picked up my phone and texted my girlfriend that I now have an excuse to ignore her, and focus on her breasts. Ooooohh yer. Giggidy.
 
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FireCat said:
Yeah, this news is pretty old and it is a hoax!
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Lol, I was wondering that. All I could think was, "This seems like far too convenient of an excuse for men to look at porn. Can this really be true?"
 
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