SD_Ryoko
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I only played 3 games of Warcraft last night.
Thats because, my last 3v3 random team game was almost TWO HOURS long.
After the inital skirmish of petty units, both my allies managed to drop within 30 seconds of eachother. Had the other team worked together as a team, mounted an army, and came after one town at a time - they would have won.
But they decided to be assholes about it, and switched to guerilla warefare. Each player hit a different town. In the cheapest ways. Fully taking advantage of playing against 1 person.
When I took the army to stop an attack, another player would hit where I left, and the other would run. Then they would hit another town, and run before I got back. Over and over, hit and run.
I took out a base and a half, and started defending. So they pulled some of the CHEAPEST shit I tell you.
The undead took all his feinds into one base. When I got there, he burrowed everything. Damnit. Fine. I buy dust of appearnce. One army defeated.
Orange used the flame mage to flame strike everything. When I got there, he'd teleport. He teleported about six times. I grow very angry.
The orc had an army of wyverns. And flew town to town killing gold mines, OVER, and OVER, and OVER. Damnit I hate that. I HATE THAT.
Such bull I tell you! And run away every time I come.
What wins warcraft games?
-Resources
-Units
-A single town hall
-Teamwork (um, okay...)
Me: No base left. Get the sources. Get it now. Get it from three mines. Feed the other two colors.
Pink: Get the units. Get em fast. Three racks at a time.
Purple: Establish the alamo. A heavily, 20 towered base, with a wall of racks, and our last, substantal castle.
Two attacks on the base. With no stunners, starfall won it for me both times.
Killed two players.
More cheap shit. Mage used pehonix to repeatedly kill all workers. Lich death and decayed the base. Orange made steam tanks too. More wyvern attacks. Sigh.
Systematically, I took out about 5 full bases, and 6 expansion mines. Lost a few myself. Started leaving 3 knights at every mine. A decent group of griffons fixed the steam tank problem. Steam tanks slow. At this time, I had about 14k gold between the three players.
Green called me a cheater, for guarding the gold. Sorry, resources win games. After two hours, I saw the victory dialog.
Whats total BS?
-Wyverns attacking mines and running away
-15 spiders burrowed in your own base
-Death and decay from across a peninsula you can't get to.
-Attacking someone and TP away six times
-Steam tanks....
-Losing 2 partners...
-Starfall
-Talking shit because you forgot to mine gold earlier
You know what else is total bs?
-Getting hero rushed by two Shadow Hunters who both learned serpent ward
-A ward that costs 30 mana, has no att cooldown, does 30 damage a hit, and has 150 or so life, with no casting cooldown.
-Raiders can net anything they want. Even heroes. Fiends can only net air.
-KOTG cheezing your hero with entangle, while other heroes beat on you
I think I hate warcraft. Or I hate people on bnet. One of the two. I tell them
I want them to know, I hate them. I hope everything bad in life happens to them, and only them. Nobody else.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go home, and fill their mama's dish.
Thats because, my last 3v3 random team game was almost TWO HOURS long.
After the inital skirmish of petty units, both my allies managed to drop within 30 seconds of eachother. Had the other team worked together as a team, mounted an army, and came after one town at a time - they would have won.
But they decided to be assholes about it, and switched to guerilla warefare. Each player hit a different town. In the cheapest ways. Fully taking advantage of playing against 1 person.
When I took the army to stop an attack, another player would hit where I left, and the other would run. Then they would hit another town, and run before I got back. Over and over, hit and run.
I took out a base and a half, and started defending. So they pulled some of the CHEAPEST shit I tell you.
The undead took all his feinds into one base. When I got there, he burrowed everything. Damnit. Fine. I buy dust of appearnce. One army defeated.
Orange used the flame mage to flame strike everything. When I got there, he'd teleport. He teleported about six times. I grow very angry.
The orc had an army of wyverns. And flew town to town killing gold mines, OVER, and OVER, and OVER. Damnit I hate that. I HATE THAT.
Such bull I tell you! And run away every time I come.
What wins warcraft games?
-Resources
-Units
-A single town hall
-Teamwork (um, okay...)
Me: No base left. Get the sources. Get it now. Get it from three mines. Feed the other two colors.
Pink: Get the units. Get em fast. Three racks at a time.
Purple: Establish the alamo. A heavily, 20 towered base, with a wall of racks, and our last, substantal castle.
Two attacks on the base. With no stunners, starfall won it for me both times.
Killed two players.
More cheap shit. Mage used pehonix to repeatedly kill all workers. Lich death and decayed the base. Orange made steam tanks too. More wyvern attacks. Sigh.
Systematically, I took out about 5 full bases, and 6 expansion mines. Lost a few myself. Started leaving 3 knights at every mine. A decent group of griffons fixed the steam tank problem. Steam tanks slow. At this time, I had about 14k gold between the three players.
Green called me a cheater, for guarding the gold. Sorry, resources win games. After two hours, I saw the victory dialog.
Whats total BS?
-Wyverns attacking mines and running away
-15 spiders burrowed in your own base
-Death and decay from across a peninsula you can't get to.
-Attacking someone and TP away six times
-Steam tanks....
-Losing 2 partners...
-Starfall
-Talking shit because you forgot to mine gold earlier
You know what else is total bs?
-Getting hero rushed by two Shadow Hunters who both learned serpent ward
-A ward that costs 30 mana, has no att cooldown, does 30 damage a hit, and has 150 or so life, with no casting cooldown.
-Raiders can net anything they want. Even heroes. Fiends can only net air.
-KOTG cheezing your hero with entangle, while other heroes beat on you
I think I hate warcraft. Or I hate people on bnet. One of the two. I tell them
I want them to know, I hate them. I hope everything bad in life happens to them, and only them. Nobody else.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go home, and fill their mama's dish.