Bots are taking over the world!

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I was working on something just minutes again when someone IMed me. I didn't know who this was, or why she was talking to me at all, but I recognized a few of her lines as those of a bot designed to talk to people. Naturally, being a prick :D I decided to make a fool of both the bot and myself.

GoTitans186 (4:43:54 PM): Hey Sexy I msoooo horny right now
AlexanderStinda (4:44:18 PM): do i know you
AlexanderStinda (4:44:21 PM): or do i want to?
GoTitans186 (4:44:28 PM): im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
AlexanderStinda (4:44:36 PM): ...
GoTitans186 (4:44:48 PM): u say some interesting things... lol
AlexanderStinda (4:44:57 PM): yeah well, i try
GoTitans186 (4:45:10 PM): ;-)
AlexanderStinda (4:45:25 PM): ... yeeah... don't do that
GoTitans186 (4:45:37 PM): y?
AlexanderStinda (4:45:45 PM): it's disturbing
GoTitans186 (4:45:56 PM): really?
AlexanderStinda (4:46:06 PM): quite
GoTitans186 (4:46:18 PM): so what are you oding right now?
AlexanderStinda (4:46:29 PM): working -.-
GoTitans186 (4:46:39 PM): crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
AlexanderStinda (4:46:53 PM): doesn't that bite the big one
GoTitans186 (4:47:03 PM): y?
AlexanderStinda (4:47:21 PM): it was a question, you tell me
GoTitans186 (4:47:32 PM): yuo want me to tell you?
AlexanderStinda (4:47:38 PM): tell me what
GoTitans186 (4:47:46 PM): how can i tell you something i don't know?
AlexanderStinda (4:47:59 PM): ... WENCH! WHY MUST THOU CONFUSE ME?!
GoTitans186 (4:48:16 PM): yea, ive been confused my entire life
AlexanderStinda (4:48:25 PM): ... oh, that was a horrible line
GoTitans186 (4:48:41 PM): y?
AlexanderStinda (4:48:59 PM): because, it just was... there was no effort, no wit, no funny... WHERE IS THE FUNNY?! I ASK YOU!
GoTitans186 (4:49:03 PM): :-P
AlexanderStinda (4:49:09 PM): ...
AlexanderStinda (4:49:12 PM): that was NOT an answer -.-
GoTitans186 (4:49:18 PM): u say some interesting things... lol
AlexanderStinda (4:49:56 PM): YOU'RE NOT REAL!
AlexanderStinda (4:49:58 PM): AHH!
AlexanderStinda (4:50:03 PM): machines are taking over the world
GoTitans186 (4:50:04 PM): ;-)
AlexanderStinda (4:50:17 PM): ...
AlexanderStinda (4:50:18 PM): that was
AlexanderStinda (4:50:18 PM): odd
GoTitans186 (4:50:25 PM): crap, I was gonna ask u something but I cant remember now lol
AlexanderStinda (4:50:33 PM): try remembering
AlexanderStinda (4:50:36 PM): it's a useful skill
GoTitans186 (4:50:45 PM): huh?
AlexanderStinda (4:51:04 PM): exactly
AlexanderStinda (4:51:06 PM): paradoy
AlexanderStinda (4:51:08 PM): shit
AlexanderStinda (4:51:10 PM): i spelled that wrnog
AlexanderStinda (4:51:17 PM): what is your name, wench?
GoTitans186 (4:51:18 PM): ahh my computer keeps freezing on me!
AlexanderStinda (4:51:25 PM): WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WENCH?!
GoTitans186 (4:51:39 PM): I'm stacey
AlexanderStinda (4:51:46 PM): stacey what
GoTitans186 (4:51:57 PM): sorry but i cant give u my last name
AlexanderStinda (4:52:06 PM): why not?
GoTitans186 (4:52:15 PM): do u think so?
AlexanderStinda (4:52:58 PM): ... WHAT?! that did not even make sense -.- A POX ON YOU! YOU, my dear idiotic friend, are a computer program written to lure people into... whatever it is you are tryingf to lure me into... judging by your first message, it is a stupid porn site
GoTitans186 (4:53:10 PM): ah, sorry I am 17
AlexanderStinda (4:53:48 PM): you are a bot -.- a program written to be stupid
AlexanderStinda (4:53:49 PM): you are stupid
AlexanderStinda (4:53:51 PM): STUPID!
GoTitans186 (4:53:56 PM): lol sorry, im no bot
GoTitans186 (4:54:01 PM): You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
AlexanderStinda (4:54:10 PM): MAUAHAHAHA, i knew it -.-
AlexanderStinda (4:54:25 PM): Interesting timing
 
n1ck3lBack93874(5:09:45): LoLZ hi 3s
Rinpun(5:09:52): ....
n1ck3lBack93874(5:10:03): lol ru funny
Rinpun(5:10:31): You're either a strange little kid or a very badly programmed bot
n1ck3lBack93874(5:10:45): what? lol sorry i'm no bot
n1ck3lBack93874(5:11:52): Are you stillt here?
n1ck3lBack93874(5:13:01): is there something u want to know about me?
n1ck3lBack93874(5:14:11): where did u go? lol
n1ck3lBack93874(5:14:58): :-p
n1ck3lBack93874(5:15:23): uh hello? why raen't you talking?
Rinpun(5:15:57): *Is still loading shotgun*
n1ck3lBack93874(5:16:05): i've been wondering that for a long time lol
n1ck3lBack93874(5:17:21): ???
Rinpun(5:17:25): *BANG*
n1ck3lBack93874(5:17:35): how old r u?
Rinpun(5:17:58): Ah...you're not dead yet! Get away from me you evil bot!
Rinpun(5:17:59): *BLAM*
Rinpun(5:18:03): *Reload*
n1ck3lBack93874(5:18:08): lol sorry, im no bot
Rinpun(5:18:08): *BLAM* *BANG*
n1ck3lBack93874(5:18:20): lol
Rinpun(5:19:07): This calls for desparate measures....
Rinpun(5:19:15): *Runs off to find a ruler*
n1ck3lBack93874(5:19:17): really?
n1ck3lBack93874: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
 
I would like to make a statement.

When someone is TRYING to test something he's NEVER DONE BEFORE and realizes that SOME of it is NOT working, it is NOT a good idea to send MULTIPLE BOTS after him -.- He will be VERY pissed off.
 
Hahaha, I knew it conan, I knew it :D

Yea, I was also pretty ticked seeing as how I was ALSO busy on my map. But I don't get nearly as ticked as Alexander does.

Ya know I still have one shotgun shell left for you, right conan?
 
funny that i happened to get a bot on aim to day as well, all though it was my freind that sent it to me i said three thign to it.

1) who are you

2) thats nice

3) OMG T3|-| H4K0RX G0T Y|_|0R C()/\/\P WH/\T /\R3 Y|_|0 W8T|NG F0R Y|_|() /|/00B, T/\K3 Te|-| |_INK T() PR0T3CT Y0|_|R C0/\/\P!!!!! www.Comp.com!?!?!?!?!

The link was to www.newgrounds.com, and i spamed this to the bot about 500 times, then sent a IM to my freind saying WHO'S THE BOT NOW!? :P
 
Ever get annoyed by a bot? Next time, have some fun, like I did, and post it! ;)

w1nd0z3952: heyyy
AlexanderStinda: hi?
w1nd0z3952: how r you?
AlexanderStinda: confused as to whom i'm spekaing to :-D
w1nd0z3952: confusion keeps the mind stimulated! lol
AlexanderStinda: uh huh
w1nd0z3952: cool
AlexanderStinda: bot
w1nd0z3952: u really think I am a bot? lmao sorry to disapoitn u
AlexanderStinda: bot
w1nd0z3952: im not a bot, lol did u really think i was?
AlexanderStinda: ebaumsworld
w1nd0z3952: have u ever been skydiving? I want to sometime...
AlexanderStinda: penis
w1nd0z3952: a mans pride?
AlexanderStinda: WHO ARE YOU, IMPOSTER OF A HUMAN BEING?1
w1nd0z3952: What kind of question si that?
AlexanderStinda: vagina
w1nd0z3952: :-)
AlexanderStinda: ... that was so wrong
w1nd0z3952: y?
AlexanderStinda: fuck a cow
w1nd0z3952: was that an insult?
AlexanderStinda: no, a compliment
w1nd0z3952: Ok
AlexanderStinda: do you like sex?
w1nd0z3952: u want me that bad? hmm ;-)
AlexanderStinda: yes
AlexanderStinda: i want you
AlexanderStinda: give me sex
w1nd0z3952: oh ok
AlexanderStinda: ... well?!
w1nd0z3952: ;-)
w1nd0z3952: :-P
AlexanderStinda: ... sex... give it to me!
AlexanderStinda: NOW!
AlexanderStinda: I WANT MY SEX!
w1nd0z3952: all u want to talk about is sex? lol i'm down baby
AlexanderStinda: hazzah! let's do it, babe
w1nd0z3952: i am NOT your babe...
AlexanderStinda: ... you're my whore then
AlexanderStinda: ?^
w1nd0z3952: you talking to me?! stfu
AlexanderStinda: hey, shut up... where's my sex?!
w1nd0z3952: lets talk about.. sex baaby lol
AlexanderStinda: fuck me, then
w1nd0z3952: i would but ure penis is probably to small for my liking
AlexanderStinda: it's 9 inches... like a suasage
w1nd0z3952: u say some interesting things... lol
AlexanderStinda: do you want my 9 inches?!
w1nd0z3952: im not that interesting, lol
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w1nd0z39593: hey! sorry, i switched screennames
AlexanderStinda: ... seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
w1nd0z39593: the stupid phone keeps ringing and i dont wanna answer it, haha
AlexanderStinda: would you rather have sex?
AlexanderStinda: with your dog?
w1nd0z39593: that is ap ersonal matter
AlexanderStinda: would you have sex with a dog?
w1nd0z39593: yes I love dogs
AlexanderStinda: you love doggy style?
w1nd0z39593: why r you concerned over me?
w1nd0z39593: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
AlexanderStinda: ROFL, no shit
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Dam Pendragon_, he ruins all the fun
Gippis=Pendragon_
Code: 
GoIrish265(11:48:24): Hello Steve I am a representative from Microsoft and I want to talk about DotA relations in Korea
gippis(11:48:55): Hello
GoIrish265(11:49:05): how r you?
gippis(11:49:17): Good, it would be great if people would stop sending me ebaums world bots though
GoIrish265(11:49:32): cool!
gippis(11:49:38): I'm never going to fall for them.. stop bothering
GoIrish265(11:49:49): did you know there r coffee flavored PEZ? wierd...
GoIrish265(11:51:00): where did u go? lol
GoIrish265(11:52:09): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
GoIrish265(11:53:17): Are you still there?
GoIrish265(11:53:35): :-p
GoIrish265(11:54:32): Are you still there?
GoIrish265(11:55:43): Your not talking 
GoIrish265(11:56:51): please talk, i'll be good lol
GoIrish265(11:57:59): please talk, i'll be good lol
GoIrish265: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
 
w1nd0z3952: i would but ure penis is probably to small for my liking
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The artificial intelligence on bots these days is amazing. How did a bot know that about Alexander?!?!
 
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