brain Twisters

[Wark]

You are nothing.

Thats not very nice :'(

 

[Sargon]

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

Language.

 

[XXXconanXXX]

Thats not very nice :'(

Nothing is more powerful than God
Nothing is more evil than the devil
The rich need nothing
The poor have nothing
If you eat nothing, you will die

 

[Sargon]

Nothing is more powerful than God
Nothing is more evil than the devil
The rich need nothing
The poor have nothing
If you eat nothing, you will die

Wark was making a joke.

 

[Wark]

lol conan.

Okay, heres another one:

"I've finally earned my place as assistant curator of the museum", said Dave to Mark, the chief administrator of the Egyptian Archeological Museum. "I found a great new digsite, ten times as good as the old one" said Dave

"Why did you start digging in a new location?" asked Mark.

"One of the local natives told me that, for many generations, his family had passed down a legend of a lost village and he found a map among his father's things," said Dave. "His father recently passed away", he added. "The native followed the map and led me to this site on the condition that if we discovered anything of value he would be paid one thousand dollars", explained Dave.

"And what is it that you found buried,?" asked Mark.

"It's just terrific!" exclaimed Dave, "We found 7 gold coins of different sizes dated 400 B.C., and after properly dusting them off I found them to be in excellent condition." "I quickly paid the native to complete our verbal contract and keep him from trying to claim a portion of the discovery," concluded Dave. After considering for a few moments, Mark told Dave that when he returns home he should look for another job. Why?

 

[Sargon]

No one made gold coins in 400 B.C.?

I'm not even sure if that's right.

 

[Wark]

No one made gold coins in 400 B.C.?

I'm not even sure if that's right.

Kinda close, the answer is: (il make it highlightable incase somebody wants to figure it out)

Highlight:
How could they be dated B.C.? No one knew it would be B.C. (Before Christ)

 

[w/e]

pff....they have tool that measure the amount of something in the object, and the less of it there is, the older the object is. i forgotwhat they measure and what its called.

 

[red_rabit]

he means that thay had 400 bc printed on then
duuu


and hears one


how do you get a hippo in the fridge
take out the monkeys
how do you get the elefnt in the fridge
take out the hippo
how do you get a aligator in a fridge
take out the elephint

now all the animals go to a party hews not thear


i now that was dumb

your a bus driver you drive to new york and pick up 132 ppl
yo go to calafornia drop off 47 ppl and pick up 34 you drive your buss on a plane and got to affrica you pick up 61 and drop off 190 whats the bus drivers name

 

[sqrage]

your a bus driver you drive to new york and pick up 132 ppl
yo go to calafornia drop off 47 ppl and pick up 34 you drive your buss on a plane and got to affrica you pick up 61 and drop off 190 whats the bus drivers name

your a bus driver

!!

 

[idk_a_name]

Count The F's

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Now count the F's in that sentence.
Count them ONLY ONCE!
Then see below...


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ANSWER:

There are six F's in the sentence.

A person of average intelligence finds three of them.

If you spotted four, you're above average.
If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody.
If you caught six, you are a genius.

Here is the same text, but I highlighted the F's for your review

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

 

[red_rabit]

i got 5 of them

 

[idk_a_name]

first time i got 3

 

[IMoutOFnames]

i only got three the first time now i feel stupid

 

[idk_a_name]

im surprised u found the avatars so quickly tyler. avatar is the picture by ur name.

 

[IMoutOFnames]

yea i just wuz looking at wat i could do to edit my profile and i found them

 

[Bartuc08]

a farmer is taking his products into town to trade

he has a chicken, a fox, and a bag of grain
the farmer needs to get across a river, theres a boat that can carry the farmer and one object

if he leaves the chicken with the grain, the chicken will eat the grain
if he leaves the fox with the cicken, the fox will eat the chicken

so u need to get all the object across the river , how does the farmer do this?

if u know it leave it for somone whos never done it b4

 

[idk_a_name]

umm...

maybe have the chiken eat the grain then have the fox eat the chiken.

then get across the river and technicly all three items are across the river but in retrospect there is only 1 item crossing.

 

[Bartuc08]

if he does that then how will he sell all the items?

 

[idk_a_name]

cut open the fox and pull out the chicken. then cut open the chicken and pull out the grain. then stitch the wounds together.