Health Bryan Johnson Says He’s Cloned Himself “As a Newborn” to “Grow Organs for Transplantation”

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Zillionaire eccentric Bryan Johnson, fresh off of being diagnosed with an incurable disease, says he just “cloned” himself “as a newborn.” Yep, you heard that right.

The immortality influencer shared in an X update that he has a “baby” version of himself growing in a petri dish that he says will allow him to become his “own blood boy” — doesn’t he already have a son who does that for him? — and potentially even “grow organs for transplantation.”

“This may be scary to some people… a dystopian future,” Johnson wrote. “But, for others, they will see it as the inevitable future of health.”

In case this is all starting to sound like the grim sci-fi plot of a certain Michael Bay movie or Kazuo Ishiguro novel, it’s not a literal, living breathing clone. (Although by posting an infamous picture of himself edited to look like a baby, Johnson’s certainly playing into that impression.)

Instead, Johnson’s created his own pluripotent stem cells. These stem cells can self-renew and develop into any type of cell in the body, making them invaluable for repairing damaged tissue.

 
I don't know about the whole cloning yourself to harvest the organs thing, but the stem cell part is something I've heard about for a long time. 20+ years ago they were talking about this being the best way forward for repairing otherwise permanent damage to the body if it could be done properly. That research deserves more attention.
 
I like the Futurism articles because they report cool shit but they are biased.
 
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