Crime Burglar Captured While Frying Bacon In Woman's Kitchen

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Police in the St. Louis suburb of University City say a suspect in a string of burglaries was caught after a homeowner reported finding him frying bacon in her kitchen.

Kenya Ealy says she returned home after an errand and found 36-year-old Damon Petty of St. Louis cooking breakfast.

Ealy says the suspect initially tried to keep her out of the house by trying to hold the front door shut. But Ealy and a friend managed to tackle and subdue the man and call.

More about it here.

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Bacon FTW!
 

Wummi

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I guess he wanted the bacon that he stole COOKED before he takes it out of the house.
 

Varine

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Maybe she just had a better stove than he did. You don't know.

Now the real question - why was this woman making him cook his own god damn bacon?
 

Genkora

Frog blast the vent core!
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There is only one stupid question, and that's "what are we going to do with all this bacon?"
 

seph ir oth

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What a delicious story!
 

FireCat

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That's a pretty genius move if you want to be "Caught" Hahahaha
 
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