Concieted Zerg Rap.

BANANAMAN

Resident Star Battle Expert.
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Was bored after beating several posers and composed this by accident.

Intro:
You know something. I don't think you know who you're
dealing with. Well allow me to fill you in.

Stanza 1:
I'm a motherfuckin' Gosu.
My APM just spiked, and my walls are really tight.
And I'm sexy (I'm sexy!)
If you choose to defend, I'm gonna condescend.
Cause my Mutalisk's Attack will drive you straight round the bend.
I've got tried from playing everyone through out Manila City.
Don't believe me? Listen carefully to this ditty.
And by the by your strategies are shitty.
And so's your skill!
Watch what happens when my mutalisks swoop in for the kill.

Stanza 2:
You know I got you beat but homie don't be lame.
This is serious, you gotta' do it, your honor says you have to.
If you decline the challenge by default that means I beat you.
I hope you're ready, cos this is gonna' be heavy.
Yet I know you might think it's unnecessary,but that's tough,
suck it up dogg,it's something that you gotta' do.
Or you could leave and loose, it's up to you.

Stanza 3:
You're 'bout to witness me be absolutely flawless.
The best player you'll ever see, I'm being honest.
I'm the hardest, the most deftest, known Zergist.
And oh, F.Y.I..Even if I loose I'm still better than you regardless.
But let me lay you something fresh dogg, what I'm gonna' do,
I'ma tell you something that's a hundred percent true.
You're not a challenge homie, no sorry, not you.
And I can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace
when I crush your punk ass right outta' this place.

Stanza 4:
My timing and push attacks you can't sense,
because my unit compositions are so intense.
And if you play against me it won't be tense
because against my strategies you've got no defense.
My unit compositions are so potent I might seem conceited
In fact all of my opponents could swear that I cheated.

Stanza 5:
Other duelists diss me. Say my Build orders are cheesy.
Why? Why? What Wha-Why? Why exactly? ...Why?
There's nothing cheesy about the 9pool.
And only real men Sunken rush!
Let's face it, you're not even second best!
I'm sending you straight back to your troll friends impressed!
I can't help it if I'm conceited,
Is it my fault I just can't be beaten?

Comments and suggestions would be nice.
 
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