Conservative Joke

[Ghoulfrenzy]

Off the shore of a beach, two men were drowning fifty feet away. A conservative and a liberal were the first people on the scene. The liberal threw out a fifty foot rope to one man and pulled him in. He then took the drowning man out for lunch. The conservative threw the other drowning man a fifteen foot rope and shouted "Swim for it!"

-Ghoulfrenzy

 

[Ghoulfrenzy]

Top Ten list of things on George W.Bush's to-do list

George Bush's To-Do list:

10. Hook up nuclear launch button to The Clapper.
9. Authorize new presidential anthem: "Hail to the Chad."
8. Send message to Wheaties people: "Hey guys, how about it? My face, your box."
7. Order copy of "Presidents for Dummies."
6. Keep distance from Cheney...don't want to catch heart disease.
5. Start mending fences with Democrats...appoint Gore "Secretary of Losers."
4. Avoid smoking any cigars left behind by Clinton.
3. Deliver memorable speech at inauguration: "I have a dream...then I wake up."
2. As soon as possible, have transitional team meet with Martin Sheen.
1. Now that all the bickering is over, gracefully bow out of race.

-Ghoulfrenzy