DotA 'Tards (tune of In The End - Linkin Park)

[Jesus4Lyf]

DotA 'Tards
To the tune of "In The End" by Linkin Park​

Now, I play DotA a lot, but sometime I feel my IQ draining away with the company you can find on it. It isn't like it's some great balanced map like its more cult followers like to think, the reality for me is I believe it is broken and I play DotA because of that. It makes it fun. Cheap, easy wins.

Anyway, eventually I just had to write this song about, well... how retarded some DotA players are.

These noobs, know...
Nothing.
I don't know why.
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
to keep things polite
I don't like to fight
But they flame to show you
That all they know
Is raging and whining 'bout things
Watch the pubs flame as you're breaking their wings
Watch them tell you to go and check the replay
Watch them cry out "delay!"
It's so unreal
They're from preschool or below
My IQ prediction goes out the window
Trying to explain, but didn't even know
DotA players are dumb, no one told me so
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, those beasts have no heart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I schooled some pub
I owned them hard
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I watched them flame
And quit the game
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
Ursa can kill Rosh at just level 5, Axe isn't tank
against Viper or Drow, and Huskar just sucks
Against Blademail
Don't mind that I pwn, just keep mocking me
You got First Blood, but your ass is my property
Forget the deaths from the last time you fought with me
I'm surprised you flame so (hard)
A hood pwns intel heroes more
Than the fact that I'm a strength and agi whore
Not that you'll counter pick then
'Cos you think the game's balanced but (in the end)
A Troll cannot beat Centaur, nor can Windrunner and more, and the game falls apart
If you join Dagon, to a Maledict, or pick Nerub at all, yeah I

Chorus

I've lost my trust in you
And DotA's broken, you should know
I'll pwn like this
Exploiting imba just to show (2x) Chorus

 

[HellCraft]

It would be better if we could hear the song instead of reading it.

 

[039-issac]

The sad part is, I play with him and its all true....

 

[Lyncor]

Oh gosh. I've been reading these forums for months on months, but this poem made me finally make an account.

I'm Jesus4Lyf's regular 2v2 partner. This is art. <3

 

[Flare]

It would be better if we could hear the song instead of reading it.

Well, if you've heard the song at least once, you should be able to put the words to music in your head. It sounds quite good

Nice one J4L

 

[Renendaru]

This is an epic poem'ish thing. o.o'

 

[cleeezzz]

some parts went well with the song and some parts didn't

>I still got flamed
They cried rematch

that part sounded weird XDD

 

[BANANAMAN]

much love <3

 

[DreamZ]

DotA 'Tards
To the tune of "In The End" by Linkin Park​

Now, I play DotA a lot, but sometime I feel my IQ draining away with the company you can find on it. It isn't like it's some great balanced map like its more cult followers like to think, the reality for me is I believe it is broken and I play DotA because of that. It makes it fun. Cheap, easy wins.

Anyway, eventually I just had to write this song about, well... how retarded some DotA players are.

ahhah I played in the end and sang this, but in the end is to fast for me to keep up :[. Good Song

 

[cleeezzz]

>Against Blademail

i hate that item, its so broken. it kills like any dps hero, a lich pwnt me cuz he had 1.5k hp and drow does around 200 dmg (at that time), 3 hits dropped me down to 30% (i had to shoot him, he was killing rax)

 

[Jesus4Lyf]

Hehe, thanks for comments, everyone!

Glad it's amusing people.
And you're right about that bit sounding a little funny. Hm.

 

[thewrongvine]

lol, I sang it along to the song, and it works well.
Awesome song, ha.

~Hai-Bye-Vine~

 

[Hatebreeder]

Jesus, ever worked with the Programm Fruity Loops?

I've got some samples I made out of fun...
You could spread some lyrics using wither your voice or a computer simulated voice to sing over the passage.

BTW, the Programm is easy to use.
I could create a track for you, just tell me what kind of music you are into (Hiphop, funk, Metal, whatever you wish).

 

[BRUTAL]

The sad part is, I play with him and its all true....

LOL.
Funny lyrics.

 

[Jesus4Lyf]

Jesus, ever worked with the Programm Fruity Loops?

I've got some samples I made out of fun...
You could spread some lyrics using wither your voice or a computer simulated voice to sing over the passage.

BTW, the Programm is easy to use.
I could create a track for you, just tell me what kind of music you are into (Hiphop, funk, Metal, whatever you wish).

Interesting proposition. Mebbe I should look into this...

 

[Monsterous]

Some parts seem a tad fast for the song, but otherwise that, the lyrics are great!

 

[Miz]

Love the Poetry, and really it is poetry, because there is no set guidelines for this kind of writing. While I never played DotA probably more than twice, I got most of the jokes and what your aim for it was. Funny and Amusing is all I have to say about it.

I listened to the Instrumental to "In the End", and besides a few parts which Monsterous, was talking about. Where some lines towards the end seemed a tad bit off or you had to sing the words faster. It pretty much followed perfectly. So all in all, I liked it. Oh and BTW, if you want to read the poem with the Instrumental in the background its in the Youtube tags and the URL below.

Linkin Park - "In The End" Instrumental
[YOUTUBE]vSDTSaBWOng[/YOUTUBE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSDTSaBWOng

 

[Whitesock]

Lol, this is great (and sadly true ). :thup:

 

[Jesus4Lyf]

Thanks for all the feedback! I'm glad people get a kick out of this.

In chorus -
Changed:
I still got flamed
They cried rematch

To:
I watched them flame
And quit the game

Thanks to Lyncor.
It fits better.

 

[tooltiperror]

Epic.

I normally don't give Rep for poems, but this is worth it.