Jesus4Lyf
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DotA 'Tards
To the tune of "In The End" by Linkin Park
To the tune of "In The End" by Linkin Park
Now, I play DotA a lot, but sometime I feel my IQ draining away with the company you can find on it. It isn't like it's some great balanced map like its more cult followers like to think, the reality for me is I believe it is broken and I play DotA because of that. It makes it fun. Cheap, easy wins.
Anyway, eventually I just had to write this song about, well... how retarded some DotA players are.
DotA 'Tards said:These noobs, know...
Nothing.
I don't know why.
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
to keep things polite
I don't like to fight
But they flame to show you
That all they know
Is raging and whining 'bout things
Watch the pubs flame as you're breaking their wings
Watch them tell you to go and check the replay
Watch them cry out "delay!"
It's so unreal
They're from preschool or below
My IQ prediction goes out the window
Trying to explain, but didn't even know
DotA players are dumb, no one told me so
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, those beasts have no heart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I schooled some pub
I owned them hard
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I watched them flame
And quit the game
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
Ursa can kill Rosh at just level 5, Axe isn't tank
against Viper or Drow, and Huskar just sucks
Against Blademail
Don't mind that I pwn, just keep mocking me
You got First Blood, but your ass is my property
Forget the deaths from the last time you fought with me
I'm surprised you flame so (hard)
A hood pwns intel heroes more
Than the fact that I'm a strength and agi whore
Not that you'll counter pick then
'Cos you think the game's balanced but (in the end)
A Troll cannot beat Centaur, nor can Windrunner and more, and the game falls apart
If you join Dagon, to a Maledict, or pick Nerub at all, yeah I
Chorus
I've lost my trust in you
And DotA's broken, you should know
I'll pwn like this
Exploiting imba just to show (2x) Chorus