Evil tricks to put in a map

[phyrex1an]

Inspired by this thread.

Share you evil tricks ^^. Preferably with a little description on wich category it is in.

Credits to AceHart and crazedcougar. As my first evil trick is to steal there own evil tricks without asking them.



Evil tricks to put in a map.

1. Item: Non working tome of power (By AceHart)
2. Item: Tome of Power -1 (By crazedcougar)
3. Ability: One Hit Kill. Dont mention that it is the hero who uses that get killed.
4. Chat/Triggered: When a player post something like "Bugg", "Bugged" or "OMG this map Sux", turn on a trigger that looks like this:

    Events
        Time - Every 0.10 seconds of game time
    Conditions
    Actions
        Special Effect - Create a special effect at (Random point in (Region centered at ((Position of (Random unit from (Random 4 units from (Units in (Playable map area))))) offset by 256.00 towards (Random real number between 0.00 and 360.00) degrees) with size (1.00, 1.00))) using Abilities\Spells\Human\ThunderClap\ThunderClapCaster.mdl

Next step: Whatch the map crash by massive memory usage.
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[AceHart]

Cursed Items

Look and feel like the real thing.
Until you pick them up.
Then you notice they don't do anything, changed name to "Item Name (cursed)",
and the only way to drop it is to visit the local healer (Neutral shop) for a (really small) fee.

 

[mixmax2]

make the best item in the game, make it near impossible to get, and make surere the game catches on like dota *sigh then make players play hours on end mastering the strategy to get the item, then wen a few select dozen manage, let them find out that the item does absolutely nothing...

MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa

 

[Darkchaoself]

Enemy spawner

Ahhh bringing this back from 1 1/2 years ago!

You see a awsome item, costs so much!!You get and..... Footman with 1k hp keep spawning and are an enemy??? You cant drop the item??? AHHH

 

[MapMaker]

Hero get less HP, Mana, dmg, str, agi, and int per level, when they level up.

 

[Frozenhelfir]

When someone says "rigged" have it spawn something with about a million chaos damage to own them =)

 

[Kenoriga]

A very rare item on the ground, or sort of. Make it a unit or something and then explode doing damage.

Exchange gold and lumber's amount?

When someone says "noob", make him the enemy to every player.

 

[elmstfreddie]

Whenever your unit is attacked give him worker classification so he runs >_>

Make his combat only able to attack debris but make it super fast and super high and chaos type >_>

 

[Asehujiko]

"Forget" to remove some debug trigger that kills everything after 2 min and then protect the map.

 

[Cheddar]

Off the top of your head, name 3 heroes in EVERY single map.
1. Blademaster
2. Demon Hunter
3. Illidan

Off the top of your head, name 3 heroes that are rigged in EVERY single map.
1. Blademaster
2. Demon Hunter
3. Illidan

Someone asking for hero ideas had a great suggestion:
The blademaster has a great mana pool and regeneration.
But all passive spells.

Demon Hunters blind themselves. No sight range.

After Illidan lost the fight to Arthas, he ran away.

Illidan now SUCKS and is now a PUSSY

Nice little trick.

I also planned to make a giant area of "Full Heal Potions" in the shape of 666, drinking it kills you, holding onto it kills you.

I also invented a Cuss Mode once, draining gold if someone can't help it

Lastly, perhaps an undroppable item with a Permanant Immolation causing damage to your allies.
In a 10000000 Area of Effect.

 

[Duwenbasden]

A Fountain of Health that do degeneration.

1 small spider that spawns 2 small spiders on death.

destroy a bridge when a hero is right in the middle.

100 Lich Stampede with no valid targets and a small radius. The death sound will drive you crazy.

Avatar that takes health.

Slow that makes you go faster.

randomly shrinks/expands the size of random units in the map constantly.

move a hero from one place to another for no reason.

randomly spawns peasants around a hero. Make it so the hero can't escape.

heroes that runs backwards.

heros that runs face down, face up, lying down, "superman", or random angles all the times

5 min death time.

Hero arena: spawn the wrong hero.

 

[esb]

Make endless Dialouge buttons (Are you smart? :YES:NO:, WHY? on'tKnow:, Are you sure? :YES:NO

if they press ESC, defeat the player.

Bug the game so that heros don't get past lvl 5

Have a common creep decrease exp instead of gaining.

Make Ankhs do nothing, or give wrong info (Revives with 1000 hp, but actually 100 (hey, you pressed a zero by accident))

Give abilities to heroes that do nothing.

Don't delete Melee init triggers

If a person selects a unit that says (Don't click me) or something similar, put them in Cinematic Mode for the rest of the game, or til they quit.

 

[Vulcansurge]

I could see this becoming a great map... I could take something like the DotA template and call it Twisted DotA...

Whats that smell? Passive
--- Makes friendly and non-friendly units run away from the casting unit. If they have nowhere to run, they take passive damage until they die and become smeely zombies. Even buildings, trees and debris get up and move out the way.

Heros that walk to some random position in the map instead of the one you told them to.

A boss characer in a TD with 1000 movement speed and takes 100 lives.

Endless leaked loops!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Die computer DIE!!

 

[Nigerianrulz]

i remember my bro playing this map that is really like funny. It is like full tricky so it starts and there is like a bunch of gold so your first reaction is to pick it up guess what... as soon as u pick it up u lose hahaha.

make a ability make it look real cool with all these level upgrade but the title of the spell is.... Cut Your Wrist. lol u learn that dead wouldnt that be nice

 

[Darkchaoself]

i remember my bro playing this map that is really like funny. It is like full tricky so it starts and there is like a bunch of gold so your first reaction is to pick it up guess what... as soon as u pick it up u lose hahaha.

make a ability make it look real cool with all these level upgrade but the title of the spell is.... Cut Your Wrist. lol u learn that dead wouldnt that be nice

XD u got that off of "Are You A Retard"

And im suprised more posts are coming in. i Like you idea Duwenbasden

1 small spider that spawns 2 small spiders on death.

But change it to "1 large spider that spawns 2 small spiders on death, that both spawn 2 large spiders on death, which each are the same as the very first spider! AHHH, IT NEVER DIES!!!!

 

[Cheddar]

Something really nice?

Real cheat codes.

For example:

Events: Player 1 (Red) types a chat message containing whosyourdaddy as an exact match
Conditions: 
Actions: Turn on 2nd Trigger
            Turn on 3rd Trigger

Events: Every 0.01 seconds of game time
Conditions: 
Actions: Set TempGroup equal to (Units in (Playable map area) owned by (Player 1 (Red))
            Pick all units in TempGroup and do Actions:
                      Set (Picked unit)'s life to 100%
                      call DestroyGroup(udg_TempGroup)

Events: Unit is attacked
Conditions: Owner of (Attacking unit) equal to (Player 1 (Red))
Actions: Kill (Attacked unit)

And another example:

Events: Player 1 (Red) types a chat message containing thereisnospoon as an exact match
Conditions: 
Actions: Turn on 5th Trigger

Events: Every 0.01 seconds of game time
Conditions: 
Actions: Set TempGroup equal to (Units in (Playable map area) owned by (Player 1 (Red))
            Pick all units in TempGroup and do Actions:
                      Set (Picked unit)'s mana to 100%
                      call DestroyGroup(udg_TempGroup)

While you enter the cheats, it will have just about the desired effect, and no one will be the wiser.

 

[Vulcansurge]

THat would be awesome in multiplayer games.

 

[MapMaker]

In a really long hero siege type map, make it really long, then at the end have them have to kill a last boss which is extremely powerful, then when they finally kill it, have 2 more spawn in it's place, then 2 more in each of them, and so on.

 

[810]

RPG: Hero enters region that says "You must have strong willpower to come here" or something like that... A hero goes in and finds that hes on a platform that leads down a ramp toward a room full of tomes of pwer, best item in game, etc... if the hero grabs it before 2 minutes is up... he dies.. if not a message pops up and says: CONGRATS!! on your extreme willpower! you may now claim the treasure!! *Hero runs and collects it all... Theres no exit to the room.

 

[ArmedCitizen]

Give everyone like 10000 gold or whatever is a large amount in your map. Then as soon as they come near a shop they lose it all. (You might have to set each player's original amount in a integer because they could give their gold to someone and they would keep 10000 gold, if you take away 10000 gold from them.) Would work best in an RPG.