Facts about Males

SD_Ryoko

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According to the world health organization, 100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur every day.

Sexologists estimate that at any given second in the US, approximately 800 men are experiencing orgasm.

The average American male will have 6500 orgasms during his lifetime.

10% of erect men lay against the stomach, 20% are erect at a 45 degree angle from the stomach, and nearly 70% erect men are 90 degrees from the stomach.

The average ejaculation contains 1 teaspoon (4 cu cm) of semen (containing 100 to 550 million sperm), men age 26 to 30 having the largest volume and men 46 _ 50 having the least volume.

Semen travels at 28 mph during ejaculation.

The average testicle size is 2.5" long by 1.25" wide. The blue whale has the largest in the world. They are 2.5' and 100 lb. each.

60% of all men get erect nipples during sex.

75% of men have their penis hanging to the left in their pants. 17% have their penis hanging to the right and 8% let it hang either way.

The United Nations report that 1,270,960,430 men in world between 15 and 64. If each has at least one orgasm a week, the total semen ejaculated in the world per week would be 4.96 million gallons or enough to fill 13 Olympic size swimming pools every 7 days.

Man has the largest penis of all primates. Kinsey reported the average penis size is 4 to 4.5 inches. The smallest is 1.5 inches and the largest is 6.5 inches.

A male in a high degree of sexual excitement is capable of ejaculating his semen 24' or greater.

The degree of sexual arousal often determines the trajectory and distance of ejaculation.

Semen has only 5 calories per teaspoon.

A man sleeps an average of 2 to 3 hours a night in full erection.

The average male averages 4-5 nocturnal erections during sleep every night. Each erection generally occurs about 90 minutes apart.

Kinsey sex researchers found from their sex research that 3 of 4 men reached orgasm within 2 minutes of starting intercourse.

Approximately 1 in 100 males is capable of inserting his penis in his own rectum. 1 in 300 men are able to fellate themselves.

The left testicle hangs lower in right handed man. The opposite seems to be true for left-handed men. This keeps the two balls from squeezing against each other when the man sits down.

Over his lifetime, the average male will produce about 18 quarts of semen.

Approximately 1 in 100,000 males is born with a double penis. Cuban Jean Baptisto dos Santos was born with two large, fully-functional penises. It is written that he "was possessed of extraordinary animal passion... He used both penises, after finishing with one, continuing with the other".

An orgasm lasts 3 - 10 seconds and the contractions occur about 0.8 seconds apart. The heart beats up to 140 beats per minute.

A "micro-penis" is one that measures less than 4" in the erect state. Approximately 5% of the adult male population suffers from this condition.

After urination, half of all surveyed males shake the penis while half milk the shaft.

The longest maintained erection for male humans without help from an aid or device averages one hour in late teens to approximately 5 minutes at age 70.


Micropenis: Less than 2.75”
Small penis: Less than 3.93”
Medium penis: Between 4.72” and 6.69”
Large penis: More than 7.08”

3% of men have a penis of +- 2.75”
4% of men have a penis of +- 4.72”
75% of men have a penis of +- 5.9”
15% of men have a penis of +- 7.08”
3% of men have a penis of +- 7.87”

----------------Ryoko --------------------------------------
Dos santos really did have 2 penis, but he also really did have three legs (the three legged man!)

Click ONLY if you want to see :) There are other 'parasitic twins' on there too.
 
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w/e

Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
Sexologists estimate that at any given second in the US, approximately 800 men are experiencing orgasm.
holy ****.

The average American male will have 6500 orgasms during his lifetime.
holy ****.

60% of all men get erect nipples during sex.
^^

75% of men have their penis hanging to the left in their pants. 17% have their penis hanging to the right and 8% let it hang either way.
how the hell do they know this?

The United Nations report that 1,270,960,430 men in world between 15 and 64. If each has at least one orgasm a week, the total semen ejaculated in the world per week would be 4.96 million gallons or enough to fill 13 Olympic size swimming pools every 7 days.
HOLY ****!!

Approximately 1 in 100 males is capable of inserting his penis in his own rectum. 1 in 300 men are able to fellate themselves.
:eek: :eek:

The left testicle hangs lower in right handed man. The opposite seems to be true for left-handed men. This keeps the two balls from squeezing against each other when the man sits down.
wtf?

Approximately 1 in 100,000 males is born with a double penis. Cuban Jean Baptisto dos Santos was born with two large, fully-functional penises. It is written that he "was possessed of extraordinary animal passion... He used both penises, after finishing with one, continuing with the other".
Who the hell would sleep with him?

You sick ****, why would you post this? :D

-EDIT-

OMFG!!!, i took a look at the site. Jesus Christ! Holy ****! Im going to have night mares.

-EDIT2-

It hink everyone else is too scared to post :D
 

Rad

...
Heres an EMail my dad got ^_^

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake. <ROFL>
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !
 

Syndrome

You can change this now in User CP.
errrrrr :confused:

Why are we talking about this stuff? Im 13 years old, and this stuff is well (barfs)... Can we talk about something else??? :nuts: Woah, SD Ryoko is going to the "Dark Side of the Force" -500 Rep?! :confused:
 

Rad

...
Hes an admin he can do that, and just think of yourself as being 30 years old and you will laugh.
 

w/e

Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
ROFL, who made that up?
 

SD_Ryoko

Ultra Cool Member
Geoff.L said:
Why are we talking about this stuff? Im 13 years old, and this stuff is well (barfs)... Can we talk about something else??? :nuts: Woah, SD Ryoko is going to the "Dark Side of the Force" -500 Rep?! :confused:
My post is all factual.

Are you the one that giggles in health class when they cover these topics?

LOL

Cuz I'm laughing now - heh
 

w/e

Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
Are you the one that giggles in health class when they cover these topics?
I dont think they teach what side of a mans body their penis hangs to.... :p
 

XXXconanXXX

Cocktails anyone?
Rad said:
Heres an EMail my dad got ^_^

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake. <ROFL>
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !

That pissed me off so much. I can't read it again.
 
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