World Forget the Mayan Apocalypse, the new date for doomsday is January 1 2017, claim Sword of God cult.

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  1. tom_mai78101

    tom_mai78101 The Helper Connoisseur / Ex-MineCraft Host Staff Member

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    The world may have escaped Armageddon yesterday but the actual Apocalypse is nigh on four years away, Doomsdayers have claimed.

    The new date for annihilation is January 1, 2017, according to followers of The Sword of God Brotherhood. They believe the 'Prophet Gabriel' told the Brotherhood that the 'dying time' will come on this date and only members of the cult will survive, while everyone else perishes in 'hellfire.'


    The gloomy prediction follows yesterday's scenes of people around the world preparing for oblivion at 11.11am, when the 5,126-year calender of the ancient Mayan civilisation ended.

    It proved particularly anti-climactic for the few dozen people who climbed a mountain in Bugarach, south west France, where they believed they would be rescued by aliens hidden inside the rock.

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  2. Hatebreeder

    Hatebreeder So many apples

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    Damnit, seems like I will have to perish once again :/
     
  3. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    It's all Bullshit!!!! Seriously, no wonder the world are going crazy!
     
  4. Dan

    Dan The New Helper.Net gives me great Anxiety... o.O;;

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    You have your cause and effect mixed up.

    Anyways, I'm super glad to hear this news! I'll have some more time to practice before the REAL zombie Apocalypse! I really dodged a bullet there; I wasn't really ready last time. But I will be!
     
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  5. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    Dude I wasn't ready either. This time I am going to get more food, more water, and a bigger truck. And I'm leaving early.
     
  6. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    Ah whatever.. Btw: The world will not end, And there will not be a zombie apocalypse. which like I said "is a "complete bunch of bullshit" So go ahead and practice moar. :rolleyes:
     
  7. camelCase

    camelCase The Case of the Mysterious Camel.

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    I've been training my hamster to kill zombies.
     
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  8. Accname

    Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

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    I've been training my cat to kill hamsters. And then zombies. Sorted by priority.
     
  9. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    My chameleon says cats are for pussies.
     
  10. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    Your chameleon lying!
     
  11. iPeez

    iPeez Hot food far all world wide!

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    where do I donate all my money?
     
  12. thewrongvine

    thewrongvine The Evolved Panda Commandant Staff Member

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    Me...

    Let's start our own apocalypse!
     
  13. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    What kind of "apocalypse" do you want to Start. eh?
     
  14. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    Gears of War kind.
     
  15. iPeez

    iPeez Hot food far all world wide!

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    I would prefer Minecraft-style. With all of the benefits, and downsides, Minecraft has to offer.
     
  16. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    What's a Minecraft apocalypse?
     
  17. KaerfNomekop

    KaerfNomekop Swim, fishies. Swim through the veil of steel.

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    When the world turns into blocks.
     
  18. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    I could see the benefit to that.
     
  19. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    Hmm What kind of benefits?
     
  20. tom_mai78101

    tom_mai78101 The Helper Connoisseur / Ex-MineCraft Host Staff Member

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    Don't you know? Build, mine, create, the sky's the limit. :eek:
     

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