World Forget the Mayan Apocalypse, the new date for doomsday is January 1 2017, claim Sword of God cult.

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The world may have escaped Armageddon yesterday but the actual Apocalypse is nigh on four years away, Doomsdayers have claimed.

The new date for annihilation is January 1, 2017, according to followers of The Sword of God Brotherhood. They believe the 'Prophet Gabriel' told the Brotherhood that the 'dying time' will come on this date and only members of the cult will survive, while everyone else perishes in 'hellfire.'


The gloomy prediction follows yesterday's scenes of people around the world preparing for oblivion at 11.11am, when the 5,126-year calender of the ancient Mayan civilisation ended.

It proved particularly anti-climactic for the few dozen people who climbed a mountain in Bugarach, south west France, where they believed they would be rescued by aliens hidden inside the rock.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Forget the Mayan Apocalypse, the new date for doomsday is January 1 2017, claim Sword of God cult

The annihilation is believed to have been predicted by the 'Prophet Gabriel', who told the Brotherhood only members of the group will survive.
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It's all Bullshit!!!! Seriously, no wonder the world are going crazy!
 
FireCat said:
It's all Bullshit!!!! Seriously, no wonder the world are going crazy!
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You have your cause and effect mixed up.

Anyways, I'm super glad to hear this news! I'll have some more time to practice before the REAL zombie Apocalypse! I really dodged a bullet there; I wasn't really ready last time. But I will be!
 
Dude I wasn't ready either. This time I am going to get more food, more water, and a bigger truck. And I'm leaving early.
 
Dan said:
You have your cause and effect mixed up.

Anyways, I'm super glad to hear this news! I'll have some more time to practice before the REAL zombie Apocalypse! I really dodged a bullet there; I wasn't really ready last time. But I will be!
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Ah whatever.. Btw: The world will not end, And there will not be a zombie apocalypse. which like I said "is a "complete bunch of bullshit" So go ahead and practice moar. :rolleyes:
 
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