Funny Epitath's

[WastedSavior]

Under the sod and under the trees
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod:
Pease shelled out and went to God.

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.

The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
(Manna is a hebrew word, and is the name of a food)

Beneath this silent
Stone is laid
A noisy antiquated
Maid
Who from the cradle
Talked to death,
And ne'er before was
Out of breath.

Beneath this grassy
Mound now rests
One Edgar Oscar Earl,
Who to another
Hunter looked
Exactly like a squirrel.

Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good Die Young.

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

Post 'em if you got 'em folks,
If you believe as i do,
and wanna go out with a laugh.

The one i'd like on my grave
As you are now, so once was I...as I am now, so you shall be...

 

[trb92]

A few good ones:

John Penny.

Reader if cash thou are

In want of any

Dig 4 feet deep

And thou wilt find a Penny.



Sir John Strange

Here lies an honest lawyer,

And that is Strange.



Here lies

Elizabeth,

my wife for 47 years,

and this is the first damn thing

she ever done to oblige me.



Once I wasn't

Then I was

Now I ain't again.

 

[Ioannes]

I remember some geeky ones (not real of course)

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