World G20 ends abruptly as Obama calls Putin a Jackass

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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

 
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Good, if people in politics called each other out on their bullshit in front of everyone more often then we wouldn't have to deal with it anymore.
 

camelCase

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Too bad most of my relatives disapprove. I, for one, would like to see more candid people.
 

camelCase

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Wars affect economies. Singapore is pretty much dependent on other countries for money (as is every other country unless you're an autarky..)
 

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War creates demands; a neutral country is a valueable trading partner in times of war.
 

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The funny thing is there are news articles reporting on the reaction to this fake news article :rolleyes:
 

Varine

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Putin wouldn't put up with Obama's shit. He would just KGB tomahawk his ass.
 
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