World G20 ends abruptly as Obama calls Putin a Jackass

camelCase

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NOTE: This is satirical news, and should NOT be taken seriously.

ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

 
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KMilz

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Good, if people in politics called each other out on their bullshit in front of everyone more often then we wouldn't have to deal with it anymore.
 

Accname

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I really love how the title of this IS IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!! RWAARRRGH!
 

camelCase

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Too bad most of my relatives disapprove. I, for one, would like to see more candid people.
 

Accname

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Too bad most of my relatives disapprove. I, for one, would like to see more candid people.
Why do your relatives care what obama says to putin? Its not like any of this would affect singapoor.
 

camelCase

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Wars affect economies. Singapore is pretty much dependent on other countries for money (as is every other country unless you're an autarky..)
 

Accname

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War creates demands; a neutral country is a valueable trading partner in times of war.
 

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The funny thing is there are news articles reporting on the reaction to this fake news article :rolleyes:
 

Varine

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Putin wouldn't put up with Obama's shit. He would just KGB tomahawk his ass.
 
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