Gaming GameCrush lets gamers pay to play with girls

DDRtists

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ReVolver said:
I talk to soo many girls players on xbox live and i'm not pay.... wait a minute ... :banghead:
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I talk to so many naked girls in person...wait, keep it PG DDRtists, PG... :D

But really, this is kinda degrading to girls in my opinion. It's also self degrading, mean you degrade yourself when you use it. If you really feel the need to pay money to play games with chicks, you have some major major problems... :rolleyes:
 
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sounds like epic grief opportunity
 
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The funny thing is about 46% of all gamers are girls. So, whether they know it or not, they're already playing with girls.
 
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Sevion said:
The funny thing is about 46% of all gamers are girls. So, whether they know it or not, they're already playing with girls.
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Are we talking serious gaming, or like, dress-em up barbie games, which is SERIOUS STUFF

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See, if the percentage of SERIOUS gaming girls was that high but no one knows about it, what makes people think that they do it in public by having a guy pay for it, its like virtual prostitution.
 
Pineapple

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I'm fairly sure its not about just playing with a girl...

It's probably like a combination phone sex / halo deal.
 
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Pineapple said:
I'm fairly sure its not about just playing with a girl...

It's probably like a combination phone sex / halo deal.
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You mean I can have xbox-sex while I headshot punks on MW2?! :eek:
We'll call it a "Sexbox 360".
 
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This could give people who had just been dumped a new chance...

Epic novelty for a new field of merchandise.
 
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DDRtists said:
You mean I can have xbox-sex while I headshot punks on MW2?! :eek:
We'll call it a "Sexbox 360".
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That just makes it sound like an all-around sex toy :p Kind of like a double-sided dildo with a pocket vagina on one side.
 
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Words can't express what I feel right now. So, let me illustrate it for you:


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Instead of paying. Lets all just got out lots of girls there and most are free.
 
monoVertex

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This service will have great success. You'll see. There are plenty of lonely guys out there who are actually desperate to meet a girl, but not in the sexual sense, there's porn and hookers for that, and WILL pay for this instead.

I bet GameCrush will make lots of money and lots of girls with a few extra bucks ;).
 
UndeadDragon

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You could spend the money that it would cost you to play against girls to buy some nice clothes and other things and get a real girlfriend. I mean, it's really not that hard. :rolleyes:
 
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UndeadDragon said:
You could spend the money that it would cost you to play against girls to buy some nice clothes and other things and get a real girlfriend. I mean, it's really not that hard. :rolleyes:
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Agreed. Girls are free (most) not at the street corners. They are free to "pick up" but it costs you when you date them. Worth it? Well it will be cheaper that playing against them in some game.
 
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HeX.16 said:
Agreed. Girls are free (most) not at the street corners. They are free to "pick up" but it costs you when you date them. Worth it? Well it will be cheaper that playing against them in some game.
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both aren't worth it ;)
 
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Last time I've seen a couple play WoW together they broke up because of the game. They were running my brother's guild and disagreed on some important decision...

When I play games, I make sure it's not with my girlfriend, the last person I would play games with. Except for the Wii... that's actually interesting. :)
 
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Last time I've seen a couple play WoW together they broke up because of the game. They were running my brother's guild and disagreed on some important decision...

When I play games, I make sure it's not with my girlfriend, the last person I would play games with. Except for the Wii... that's actually interesting. :)
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Most games guys play with their girlfriends require a bed...;)
 
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