World Germany: Government creates online sex manual for immigrants

[tom_mai78101]

BERLIN, May 14 (UPI) -- With a heavy dose of their typical bluntness, the German government created a website dedicated to teaching the influx of Middle Eastern immigrants the ins and outs of sex -- literally and figuratively -- in German culture.

In some places, the site offers advice on how to interact with, and be respectful of, gays and lesbians and members of the opposite sex. In other places, the site is a de facto instruction manual for how to have sex in different ways and in different positions.

The site is adorned with cartoon illustrations of various sex acts that are equally graphic and clinical. (Imagine the stick-figure man and woman on a public restroom sign pictured in virtually every conceivable sexual position.)

One section deals explicitly with young people trying to lose their virginity. It offers a helpful tip for the big night: "Make sure that no one can disturb you."

It goes on to describe the various sensations and emotions people have when losing their virginity.

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The German government created a website dedicated to teaching the influx of Middle Eastern immigrants about sexual norms in German culture.

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[Accname]

I guess the Fuhrer needs babies.

 

[Hatebreeder]

I guess the Fuhrer needs babies.

German original.
Meanwhile, trumpism. Must be so humiliating

 

[Varine]

We aren't the ones with an instructional website on sex.

 

[Accname]

German original.
Meanwhile, trumpism. Must be so humiliating

I dont get it.

 

[FireCat]

Well, Immigrants should at least make an effort to integrate into that country's society
and show good behavior, respect towards other people, females, children and animals.
If not, they can send them back immediately.

 

[Accname]

What with germans immigrating to Syria? Should they adapt to that countries customs and start mistreating women?

 

[Hatebreeder]

I dont get it.

I was almost certain you wouldn't

We aren't the ones with an instructional website on sex.

Maybe you should've. Maybe you wouldn't have so many poor people populating (unless you want them to have a very hard life).

 

[FireCat]

Oh, really? You think so? Accname

 

[Accname]

I was almost certain you wouldn't

Well, that makes me feel better then. At least you knew you didnt make any sense.

Oh, really? You think so? Accname

I think I asked you.

 

[Varine]

I haven't made any poor people, and we need that poor population in case you fuckers start acting up and we need a big military of people who aren't going to overthink it to fix it.