US News Halloween-mad teen dies after noose prank to scare his sister goes horribly wrong

FireCat

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A Halloween-loving Kentucky teenager has tragically died after a spooky prank went horribly wrong and he accidentally hanged himself with a noose in his front yard.

Jordan Morlan's sister found him hanging in the front yard of his family's Louisville home on Sunday afternoon. His horrified mother Ginger Rodriguez tried in vain to get him down, but could not lift him to remove him from the noose.

The heartbroken Ms Rodriguez says she believes her 16-year-old son, who loved to play pranks on his sister, slipped his head in the noose to scare her.


Oh such dumbass! Amazing how such prank could cause something so bad! :rolleyes:
 
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Wummi

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Lesson to be learned: Don't play pranks that involves risking your own or others' lives. EVER
 

Hatebreeder

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No!
Do it! Seriously. There is way too many people on earth. Never stop doing that.


And it comes with an award. The Darwin Award. And someone should slap you at least 3 and a half times on the bum for speaking such woebringing words.
 

seph ir oth

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This guy was too cool to be part of the whole "live and learn" motto!
 

Accname

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And it comes with an award. The Darwin Award. And someone should slap you at least 3 and a half times on the bum for speaking such woebringing words.
I want to help evolution. There is such a thing as "natural selection". Today, it has lost most of its meaning because staying alive has become ridiculously easy for humans. If it continues like this our race will never improve.
We have to create artificial dangers for the stupid to clean our race from the stupidity.
 

Hatebreeder

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I want to help evolution. There is such a thing as "natural selection". Today, it has lost most of its meaning because staying alive has become ridiculously easy for humans. If it continues like this our race will never improve.
We have to create artificial dangers for the stupid to clean our race from the stupidity.


Ok, so the intelligent people have to do the shit jobs and they have to consume all the shit that was specifically made for stupid people.
Great.
Great Plan.
 

seph ir oth

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Ok, so the intelligent people have to do the shit jobs and they have to consume all the shit that was specifically made for stupid people.
Great.
Great Plan.

Have you not seen the Fifth Element? Shit jobs will be automated thanks to billions of engineers!

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
 

Accname

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Ok, so the intelligent people have to do the shit jobs and they have to consume all the shit that was specifically made for stupid people.
Great.
Great Plan.
There will always be stupid people. If there were not, there wouldnt be any intelligent people anymore. Its like light and darkness, without the other, both dont exist.
This is just a way to improve the average intelligence and the human race in general.
 

FireCat

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If there were not, there wouldnt be any intelligent people anymore.
It doesn't have nothing to do with "intelligent people" Seriously, even the brightest people can do monumentally daft things!
 

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It doesn't have nothing to do with "intelligent people" Seriously, even the brightest people can do monumentally daft things!

Until they all get wiped out, and we end up with bright people who don't do monumentally daft things.
 

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Old news but I don't remember it. That is some messed up stuff right there.
 
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