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This thread used to be really good. We need contributors. Give me more WCIII humor. (btw, Bernstrom look at the world editor help forums, not non-related threads. First use the search function, then start a thread, over there! Not over here!)
Anyways, quick contribution/bump (to be added to the orc units section):
3)Trolls- Because trolls are green like the orcs are, they have joined their army. Trolls like to use axes and speak with Jamaican accents so they aren't confused with Dwarves (see Scottish accents). A prime example of the Horde's preference of throwing objects instead of shooting them, which the good (in terms of moralistic values) and overall more attractive races like to do. Although not a very well-known fact, top researchers have found out that trolls actually use their axes for a variety of things in addition to being long-range projectile weapons. This includes being used for: cooking tool, eating utensil, tree-chopper, toothpick, toy, dispute-settler, pleasure device, pen, pencil, eraser, pet toy, laundry-helper, food, back-scratcher, walking stick, pointer, sign of status, night-light, to compare the sizes of other axes, currency, wrench, screwdriver, hammer, to stop the squeaking and tilting ofa table where all the legs aren't even and as body part replacements (that last one isn't actually used as often as you'd think). This is why trolls use thier axes instead of a bow or gun, which would probably be more efficient instead of having to make a ton of new axes every time you go out to battle. Of course, if you can't tell from the list above, trolls aren't exactly renown for thier efficiency.
*If you are a warcraft novice, be careful, when trolls go berserk, they really go BERSERK!!! :nuts: They won't even notice the arrow sticking out of thier eye, or the fact that the enemy they are maiming is just a poor sheep who happened to be walking by at the wrong time. Keep an eye on your soldiers, because they definitely won't!
Wow. That troll axe-thrower entry was a lot longer than I planned on it being. Anyways, here's my bump. And also, please update the first page! Live on WCIII!
Anyways, quick contribution/bump (to be added to the orc units section):
3)Trolls- Because trolls are green like the orcs are, they have joined their army. Trolls like to use axes and speak with Jamaican accents so they aren't confused with Dwarves (see Scottish accents). A prime example of the Horde's preference of throwing objects instead of shooting them, which the good (in terms of moralistic values) and overall more attractive races like to do. Although not a very well-known fact, top researchers have found out that trolls actually use their axes for a variety of things in addition to being long-range projectile weapons. This includes being used for: cooking tool, eating utensil, tree-chopper, toothpick, toy, dispute-settler, pleasure device, pen, pencil, eraser, pet toy, laundry-helper, food, back-scratcher, walking stick, pointer, sign of status, night-light, to compare the sizes of other axes, currency, wrench, screwdriver, hammer, to stop the squeaking and tilting ofa table where all the legs aren't even and as body part replacements (that last one isn't actually used as often as you'd think). This is why trolls use thier axes instead of a bow or gun, which would probably be more efficient instead of having to make a ton of new axes every time you go out to battle. Of course, if you can't tell from the list above, trolls aren't exactly renown for thier efficiency.
*If you are a warcraft novice, be careful, when trolls go berserk, they really go BERSERK!!! :nuts: They won't even notice the arrow sticking out of thier eye, or the fact that the enemy they are maiming is just a poor sheep who happened to be walking by at the wrong time. Keep an eye on your soldiers, because they definitely won't!
Wow. That troll axe-thrower entry was a lot longer than I planned on it being. Anyways, here's my bump. And also, please update the first page! Live on WCIII!
