BlowingKush
I hit the blunt but the blunt hit me.
- Reaction score
- 187
I Wish I was a Peasant
I wish I was a peasant.
I really don't know why.
Mining gold, and chopping trees,
And getting Uber high.
I like to work on farms.
I power-build my towers.
I sing a happy, happy song,
And pick a happy flower.
I like to build a blacksmith,
To armor all my men,
I like to smoke the Uber Bud,
And commit an Uber sin.
The footies all mistreat me.
They hit me with thier sword.
So we militia up at our uber keep.
And run off to the hoarde.
I like to chop my wood.
Sometimes I chop to deep.
Sometimes I chop, and chop, and chop.
And wind up in the creep.
My master rides a big horse,
He's easy to harass.
He likes to blizzard peons.
I like to smoke the grass.
I wish I was a peasant.
Finally I know why.
If my owner's a FuKn n00b,
I will be the last to die.
-BM
I wish I was a peasant.
I really don't know why.
Mining gold, and chopping trees,
And getting Uber high.
I like to work on farms.
I power-build my towers.
I sing a happy, happy song,
And pick a happy flower.
I like to build a blacksmith,
To armor all my men,
I like to smoke the Uber Bud,
And commit an Uber sin.
The footies all mistreat me.
They hit me with thier sword.
So we militia up at our uber keep.
And run off to the hoarde.
I like to chop my wood.
Sometimes I chop to deep.
Sometimes I chop, and chop, and chop.
And wind up in the creep.
My master rides a big horse,
He's easy to harass.
He likes to blizzard peons.
I like to smoke the grass.
I wish I was a peasant.
Finally I know why.
If my owner's a FuKn n00b,
I will be the last to die.
-BM