"I wish I was a Peasant"

BlowingKush

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I Wish I was a Peasant



I wish I was a peasant.
I really don't know why.
Mining gold, and chopping trees,
And getting Uber high.

I like to work on farms.
I power-build my towers.
I sing a happy, happy song,
And pick a happy flower.

I like to build a blacksmith,
To armor all my men,
I like to smoke the Uber Bud,
And commit an Uber sin.

The footies all mistreat me.
They hit me with thier sword.
So we militia up at our uber keep.
And run off to the hoarde.

I like to chop my wood.
Sometimes I chop to deep.
Sometimes I chop, and chop, and chop.
And wind up in the creep.

My master rides a big horse,
He's easy to harass.
He likes to blizzard peons.
I like to smoke the grass.

I wish I was a peasant.
Finally I know why.
If my owner's a FuKn n00b,
I will be the last to die.


-BM
 

Ninva

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So, we have a decent poet now? Fun, I can't wait to see what else you got in store.
 

Fatmankev

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Way to go. Warcraft poems can be pretty good, and marijuana poems can be even better. Keep 'em comin'.
 

esb

Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
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ROFL, Awesome poem!!!!
 

UnknowVector

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Heh, :)

Just two things that threw me off ...

the extra a in "And run off to the hoarde" and the extra syllable in "So we militia up at our uber keep".
 

Ninva

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Heh, :)

Just two things that threw me off ...

the extra a in "And run off to the hoarde" and the extra syllable in "So we militia up at our uber keep".
I think the first phrase was fine. The second phrase threw me off as well, but it honestly doesn't matter.
 

Fatmankev

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Heh, :)

Just [one] thing[] that threw me off ...

[deleted] "So we militia up at our uber keep".

If you changed it to "So we [call to arms] at our uber keep." then it would only have 10 syllables. Eh?

Edit: But now that I read that, it sounds kind of dumb. So who knows? Still a nice poem, brotha.
 

duyen

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lol first time I looked at title I thought it said "I wish I were Pregnant"

And I was like wtf!??!?
 

BlowingKush

I hit the blunt but the blunt hit me.
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Anman64  
 lol first time I looked at title I thought it said "I wish I were Pregnant
lol maybe thatll be my next poem
 

Fatmankev

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Anman64  
 lol first time I looked at title I thought it said "I wish I were Pregnant
lol maybe thatll be my next poem

Nah, you can't do that now, they're making a movie about it, it seems; it would be in poor taste to make the poem, now. Let's think of another topic... let's see, you're a stoner, right? How 'bout, "I wish I had more weed left," or, better yet, "I wish I wasn't broke."
 
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